The Most Trivial and Pointless Argument You've Ever Had.

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Michael826

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LamborghiniJackson said:
The case of Jackson(me) v. Randall

Topic: What Color the BRIGHT FUCKING RED balloon was.
Winner: Undecided(we're still arguing till this day)
That argument could forever remain unresolved, for the simple reason that what one person necessarily percieves as one colour could be completely different to another. I had this argument with my girlfriend a few months ago. I think i caved in at some point.
Despite this, i was talking to a friend at school who told me you could define what colour it truly is due to the amount of colour receptors in ones eye. All that aside, it doesn't stop the argument in itself to be completely pointless.
 

Michael826

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Oh, and i once had to explain to someone that Mexicans speak Spanish, not Mexican. They speak a Mexican dialect of Spanish. Urgh.
 

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i once argued with someone who claimed that WoW was the worst game ever, even though he had never played it or knew anything about it other than it was an MMORPG. I never finished the argument his logic was so stupid i thought that if i kept talking to him it would rub off on me, or my head would explode.
 

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TheLaofKazi said:
Whether hot dogs and hamburgers are "trashy" foods to eat, and whether they are considered "real food" or not. I mean, what the fuck is "real food"?

And it got pretty heated too.
Oddly enough, the only reason Mcdonalds burgers are considered 'real food' and not confectionary, is because they have pickles on them. Haha.
 

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FinalHeart95 said:
Whether pizza was invented in Italy or America. I can't believe I have to actually argue this with someone either...
It was America, right?
I'm not kidding, I know that everyone is like "OH! Pizza! It's Italian!", but in reality it was invented in Chicago, right?

Anyway, the most pointless argument I have ever been in, hasn't happened yet.

I'm about to go make a thread about how Cartoon Network isn't dying and the reason the Cartoons are less funny is because the viewer has gotten older.
 

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Oh...oh god. I'm ASHAMED by this one. There was some guy actually defending that certain part in a certain game where a certain blue hedgehog kissed a certain most-likely underage human girl. He insisted that it was NOT a kiss, that it was CPR, and that even if it was a kiss that I'm being narrow-minded for not accepting a relationship between a blue animal and a human girl.

Oh, and I mentioned that the story was balls but that I had only watched part of a Let's Play and read about it on Wikipedia. "Well how can you possibly understand the more subtle details of the story if you haven't played it. All you're obviously doing is echoing the opinion of the Let's Play commentator. " Oh yes, it's not like the game is completely linear or anything with no possible ways for the story to diverge, and of course there's bound to be a side-quest that will suddenly make all these plot holes and pants-on-head retarded story elements go away. Yes, it's true that I can't have an opinion on the gameplay by only watching other people, but I'm not talking about the gameplay, now am I? As far as I know, I might actually love the gameplay, but it's not like each disk comes with a different storyline attached to it.

Ugh, never mind all that. I actually got into an argument over one of the dumbest scenes in gaming history, I'll never live that down.
 

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rezboyjoey said:
0000/2400/midnight is 12:00 a.m., 1200/noon is 12:00 p.m.
xXAsherahXx said:
12 at night is AM and 12 mid day is PM. Or so I believe.
The Argument they had was not what time 12 AM and 12 PM were they were arguing since the watch did NOT say AM or PM whether the watch was correct or not or off by 12 hours
 

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Ryktes said:
Master_Spartan117666 said:
I had an argument very recently with a fellow gamer about Mario's employment.
He refused to believe that, before being a plumber, Mario worked in a cement factory...

We called up the highest gaming authority, and she proved I was right.
He still won't believe it.
Highest authority....... who the hell is this woman!? o_O
A woman, that if she was to enter a gaming trivia tournament, would kick the competition from here to the furthest reaches of the galaxy.
And on the argument, he's conceded defeat, but brought up this 'argument':
'Why mumorpugers have no place in society'
I won't go into the details, as everyone's heads will explode.
 

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Me and my friend got into a short little argument when he said he could use "a millennium of seconds" as a line in a poem and I said it was just bad English because it was just like saying "hours of minutes". After maybe 10 minutes of discussion I won when we asked an English teacher and she agreed with me.
 

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Krion_Vark said:
rezboyjoey said:
0000/2400/midnight is 12:00 a.m., 1200/noon is 12:00 p.m.
xXAsherahXx said:
12 at night is AM and 12 mid day is PM. Or so I believe.
The Argument they had was not what time 12 AM and 12 PM were they were arguing since the watch did NOT say AM or PM whether the watch was correct or not or off by 12 hours
So what you're saying is...that person has no way of knowing whether it is day or night? Because if I had a watch like that and it said 12 without AM or PM, and it was noon, I would be able to tell by remembering that it is day. However, that is me.
 

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Krion_Vark said:
rezboyjoey said:
0000/2400/midnight is 12:00 a.m., 1200/noon is 12:00 p.m.
xXAsherahXx said:
12 at night is AM and 12 mid day is PM. Or so I believe.
The Argument they had was not what time 12 AM and 12 PM were they were arguing since the watch did NOT say AM or PM whether the watch was correct or not or off by 12 hours
Well, in that case, who's to say it's not exactly three days late? Or, indeed, one and one-half day ahead? Why limit yourself to a paltry twelve hours?
 

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xXAsherahXx said:
Krion_Vark said:
rezboyjoey said:
0000/2400/midnight is 12:00 a.m., 1200/noon is 12:00 p.m.
xXAsherahXx said:
12 at night is AM and 12 mid day is PM. Or so I believe.
The Argument they had was not what time 12 AM and 12 PM were they were arguing since the watch did NOT say AM or PM whether the watch was correct or not or off by 12 hours
So what you're saying is...that person has no way of knowing whether it is day or night? Because if I had a watch like that and it said 12 without AM or PM, and it was noon, I would be able to tell by remembering that it is day. However, that is me.
Did you not read the name of this thread? Its about pointless and stupid arguments. Which is what I see possibly starting here if we keep going.
 

xXAsherahXx

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Krion_Vark said:
xXAsherahXx said:
Krion_Vark said:
rezboyjoey said:
0000/2400/midnight is 12:00 a.m., 1200/noon is 12:00 p.m.
xXAsherahXx said:
12 at night is AM and 12 mid day is PM. Or so I believe.
The Argument they had was not what time 12 AM and 12 PM were they were arguing since the watch did NOT say AM or PM whether the watch was correct or not or off by 12 hours
So what you're saying is...that person has no way of knowing whether it is day or night? Because if I had a watch like that and it said 12 without AM or PM, and it was noon, I would be able to tell by remembering that it is day. However, that is me.
Did you not read the name of this thread? Its about pointless and stupid arguments. Which is what I see possibly starting here if we keep going.
Let's make it one for the ages then.
 

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Can't think of any specifics, but if I could, the list would be longer than a single Escapist forum page.
 

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An argument over the "Infected" title in MW2,I said the title could only be gotten by getting knifed by someone who was using the title, he said all you had to do was die in anyway by someone with the title... I won >.>