The Most Trivial and Pointless Argument You've Ever Had.

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klipton

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the wako kid said:
klipton said:
Once i have a discussion about how we could reduce universal entropy to make the universe last longer.
"We could cover the sun with solar panels and store the energy and go living underground using the earth´s heat as power source." That was our best idea.
Cookie if anybody understood what i just said.
if youd like to argue with me i will point out that the sun will burn its hydrogen feul panels or not
most pointless arguement ever..okami is a good game 20 minute arguement.
also i once said that if you didnt kno that jude law is british you are a fucktard because ths fool said i think hes british.we then got into a 20 min arguement about whether or not he was british even tho he uses a british accent in every movie hes in including enemy at the gates where he plays a russian.the one exception to this rule is road to perdition.he said i was being disrespectful "because he was older" so the jude law arguement got into an arguement about respecting your eelders.this is bullshit cus the guys only like two years older than me and doesnt have that much more life experience and the fact that his parents had sex 2 years before mine did doesnt count for shit.2 years.i could understand ten or twenty maybe
sorry whether or not you put panels on it
Of course, but instead of the energy dissipate it will be stored on giant batterys... or something XD
 

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xXAsherahXx said:
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Pffff... I bet you that the arguements I've had are way more pointless and trivial than all of yours.
Try me *does cliche karate movie hand closing to indicate that you should bring it on, and damn this is a long movement/gesture*.
Hook, line, sinker, rod and copy of Angling Times
 

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I have a good one. I was informing my Mum in the proper use of the multiplier gems in the Facebook game "Bejeweled Blitz". I told her to match the multiplier gem with the corresponding coloured shapes. She didn't understand what I was talking about and I started to raise my voice. She got the right old arse (see: she got very upset) and she went into the dining room muttering something under her breath, which made me get instantly angry and I threw the knife I was using to butter my bread with into the hallway.

I mean common sense for fuck sake, it's not hard Mum!

So yeah, stupid argument but still.
 

Hlain

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"If you roll a dice and get 1-4 on x consecutive rolls, the next roll has a higher chance to be a 5 or 6"
 

Akalistos

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Banana Phone Man said:
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It lasted quite a while. It was...

You have a 12 hour analogue clock (probably watch is a better example) and it only goes up to 12.00 not a 24 hour clock. So at 12.00 mid day (on the dot) would it be am or pm? And 12.00 at midnight would this be am or pm?

I don't think we ever came to an answer for that. If anyone knows could you answer it.
It's easy. 12:OO am = Midnight and 12:00pm is Mid day. Think for a second. Would you call 12:00 01 in Mid day AM?
No I wouldn't call 12:00 01 "am" in mid day. I also wouldn't call 11:59 59 "pm" when before mid day. THe arguement what would the 12:00 00 be. Right in the midle of am and pm. Would that be an am or pm.

Oh god, I'm argueing over it again.
Middle...

All right. It's still count, and to know that just do like everyone else that think that was a pretty neat idea and get a digital watch... even if that still leave you either mean or miserable.

(+1 reference.)
 

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I think I was in, 6th grade. We were arguing about if you can make a Bow out of tree bark, which you can't. You need special wood.
 

Cody211282

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Me and my brother argued for about an hour over what state was bigger, Texas or Alaska, I won in the end though.
 

InnerRebellion

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I had to argue with someone I hate that just because I cut myself at one point in my life I am NOT a fag.
 

Slaanax

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I may have a winner, a friend of mine believes if you have to 2 suns on opposite sides of a planet that it wouldn't get any warmer than if there was one sun.

Sun ----- Planet ----- Sun is just as warm as Sun ----- planet----- Space.

Cody211282 said:
Me and my brother argued for about an hour over what state was bigger, Texas or Alaska, I won in the end though.
I was Family Feud and according to the pool Texas was the biggest state in the US. So that is slightly more common than you think.
 

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Slaanax said:
I may have a winner, a friend of mine believes if you have to 2 suns on opposite sides of a planet that it wouldn't get any warmer than if there was one sun.

Sun ----- Planet ----- Sun is just as warm as Sun ----- planet----- Space.

Cody211282 said:
Me and my brother argued for about an hour over what state was bigger, Texas or Alaska, I won in the end though.
I was Family Feud and according to the pool Texas was the biggest state in the US. So that is slightly more common than you think.
That just means there is rapid retardation, have they never seen a picture of Alaska compared to the rest of the US?
 

GoGummiBear

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I once argued with my sister for like 20mins about wether the stairs at a Mcdonald's went up or down...
I'm pretty sure I just did it to piss her off
 

TheLaofKazi

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Whether hot dogs and hamburgers are "trashy" foods to eat, and whether they are considered "real food" or not. I mean, what the fuck is "real food"?

And it got pretty heated too.

And another one about whether the song "Yellow Submarine" by the Beatles was about drugs or not, and whether the band was on drugs when they wrote it. I mean, sure the band did drugs, no doubt about that. But he was arguing that they were on drugs when they were writing that song and most of their stuff, when the band has said multiple times that they are sober when they write their songs, because it's really difficult to write music when you're high.

Both involved the same person too... Me and him tend to get into really stupid arguments a lot for some reason.

And another situation was where I was trying to play a classmate's guitar during some down time in band class. It was a really shitty, cheap guitar that wouldn't tune properly. I tried playing some chords on it, and it of course sounded terrible. I said "man, this guitar sounds shitty." And someone said "that's because you are playing jazz chords, and that's a classical guitar." When I told him that was false, because it is, he started arguing with me.
 

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KingTiger said:
"Are fat people more difficult to kidnap in terms of their resistance, transportation and upkeep?" That lasted about two hours with about 4 people
Hahahaha, that one made me laugh hard.
 

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Nickthequick said:
My little brother doesn't think I can balance a ball on my nose for a minute. I've shown him before too and he always says I'm using strings or magnets or something.


Rasputin1 said:
The most trivial arguement I've had recently was with my little sister. I was trying to tell her that she was Europian(we live in Ireland) but she shouldn't hear it. Kept insisting she was Irish, not Europian.

It was facepalm worthy.
Also where did you get your avatar I was actually distracted watching it for like 5 min before I relized I was typing something.
same, i just have to see if he gets through that wall...OT me and my brothers have had so many useless arguments i cant even remember any of them.
 

SuperSuperSuperGuy

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Serious argument? If not, the most pointless argument was with a friend who was (I'm pretty sure jokingly) convinced that Koalas were, actually, bears. Koalas are MARSUPIALS! Jesus H. Christ... That was an entertaining afternoon.
 

trueluigi7

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Too many times me and my friend have argued over pointless things, I can't really remember any but it always ends up him being right 99.999% of the time, it bothers the hell out of me, and the ones I know I am right we have no way to prove it.

I can think of one time when we argued whether their was a warthog on a Halo 2 MP map during another one of my friends birthdays, we weren't even on the map when we were arguing. But he was right when we checked...it made me sad.
 

bloodknight13

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My friends, and i started with a debate of how to make the best serial killer, and it was all going to swimmingly till we got to the topic of should the person who made the killer have control over him/her, or should the killer just be aloud to go nuts on who ever he comes across.
 

mythgraven

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The most pointless argument is routinely with my CPO, who insists he is not argumentative.
(This same man will respond with "not really" as a comeback to just about every goddamn thing you could say to him. You could tell him that the floor had a light coating of carpet on it, and he would respond with those three syllables of insistence.)
 

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FinalHeart95 said:
Whether pizza was invented in Italy or America. I can't believe I have to actually argue this with someone either...
It's America, lol.