The most useless advice ever given to you.

[metalmmaniac]

well, DON'T!!!

no joke, car accident messed up my leg pretty bad (broken and fractured in 2 places). I told my buddy i couldn't move my leg cuz it hurt so bad and needed to go to the hospital. his response, "Don't move your leg"

....idiot

 

[Xvito]

"Forgive & Forget."

No, I remember every little bad thing that someones done to me and unleash it at once.

"Forget about it."

A "friend" said that because a relative died. Boy did he his balls kicked.

Once, one of my friends had just been to his grandmother's funeral, and one of my other friends asked him if she'd dropped some good loot...

On-Topic:

road sign: rock fall ahead, what am i gonna do about it -_-

This. I always get really frustrated when I see that sign. It's just a kick to the balls.

 

[Proteus214]

"You can't run away from your problems."

Says my alcoholic father who kicked me out of the house.

 

[Jv14]

Leave the gun, take the cannoli

 

[Ridonculous_Ninja]

My mother used to insist that she knew what food I liked more than I did.

Even at five I knew that was bullsh*t...

 

[ThreeKneeNick]

"Just take up a sport, and start eating healthy, you will clense your body of toxins and immediatly feel better!"

My aunt, when she learned i was depressed.

that's actually a good advice, not because of the toxins but exercise boost your selfsteem and gives you other positive chemical reactions.

You have obviously never been depressed. It makes you not want to live, you cant possibly 'treat' that with sports. Ever.
Though i did eat healthy.

 

[InvisibleMilk]

"Stay away from that, it has a 12.75% alcohol content."
>.>

 

[crooked_ferret]

don't eat yellow snow.

... just for the record I live in south texas.

 

[Paperplanes79]

Never pet a burning dog.

Yep okay.

 

[Cavouku]

"Never confront a bully, always go to a teacher or an adult"

...That doesn't work. It just doesn't.

 

[Captain of the Failboat]

"dont take anyones advice" *facepalm* >.<

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

"Stay away from that, it has a 12.75% alcohol content."
>.>

Yeah, got it... *edges towards*

I'd say something along the lines of "Try not to fall off, it'll hurt if you do" when I was learning to ride a bike.

 

[jboking]

"Don't set fire to the cat"

Actually that is really good advice. See Genghis Khan: Went into a town and demanded that they join his army. They declined, instead of just killing all of them Genghis asked only for their cats in return. He took his army a few miles out from the town, tied cotton balls to the cats tails and lit the balls on fire. The cats freaked and instinctively ran to their home, burning the town to the ground. Don't set fire to the cat because it will be the end of your house.

...pretty random advice though.

 

[walls of cetepedes]

"Don't set fire to the cat"

Actually that is really good advice. See Genghis Khan: Went into a town and demanded that they join his army. They declined, instead of just killing all of them Genghis asked only for their cats in return. He took his army a few miles out from the town, tied cotton balls to the cats tails and lit the balls on fire. The cats freaked and instinctively ran to their home, burning the town to the ground. Don't set fire to the cat because it will be the end of your house.

...pretty random advice though.

Thanks for telling me that, now I can spread that around.

 

[Azhrarn-101]

"just be yourself"
by my psychiatrist after being "dumped" by the women I loved more than anything which sent me into a pretty nasty depression for about 2 years. Being myself (too quiet, shy, introvert) is what cost me that relationship, I think you see the problem.

 

[rs2000]

"Just take up a sport, and start eating healthy, you will clense your body of toxins and immediatly feel better!"

My aunt, when she learned i was depressed.

that's actually a good advice, not because of the toxins but exercise boost your selfsteem and gives you other positive chemical reactions.

You have obviously never been depressed. It makes you not want to live, you cant possibly 'treat' that with sports. Ever.
Though i did eat healthy.

i'm same though i don't eat so good now, mostly live on bread based snacks >_<

 

[link141]

When you lose something and someone says where's the last place you left it. if i knew that i wouldn't be looking for it in the first place

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

Kill them with kindness.


I prefer a handgun thank you very much!

 

[ffs-dontcare]

"Never confront a bully, always go to a teacher or an adult"

...That doesn't work. It just doesn't.

"If someone picks on you, completely ignore them NO MATTER WHAT and they'll get bored."

I can tell you from extensive first-hand experience that it's NOT true. It's better if you break one of their limbs instead.

I agree with the "never confront a bully" bit though. Wait for them to come to you.

Then break one of their limbs.