The most useless advice ever given to you.

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Don't Talk To strangers.

As if not talking to them will prevent them from snatching me away

If you're being bullied ignore him. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Well unless you're smaller, in which case get a good guy who's bigger to defend you.

 

[grimsprice]

i once asked where my fucking jacket was, and my friend frank said ''next to your regular one''
smart ass...

 

[Jedoro]

"Ninjas can't catch you if you're on fire"

Unless they want me alive, I've done their job for them.

 

[Nazulu]

Younger brother sells my N64 for drugs, parents say "just ignore him". Well fuck that!

Don't worry folks, I got him good.

 

[Tharwen]

For me:
I once connected to electrical wires the wrong way, got electrocuted and saw a friend saying "Watch out you don't do them the wrong way in." while his back was turned(while still being electrocuted). Gee, thanks.

So, what's your story about the most useless given advice ever given to you?

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Electrocution is death. Sorry about being pedantic but it irritates me.

 

[curty129]

"Dont be pathetic" - My dad "Dont be daft" - My mom

Gets annoying.

 

[Asymptote Angel]

"Don't smoke marijuana."

teehee

 

[Spirultima]

"Careful a kettle gets hot"

-i whispers under breath- unlike your bedroom.

 

[T-Bone24]

"You can't make an omelette" - a very pessimistic man told me that.

 

[Erja_Perttu]

Never take a ladder through a revolving door. (?!)

 

[Cama Zots]

If life hands you lemons, make lemonade!

Yeah, how in the hell am I supposed to make lemonade out of a failed Math Test and getting rejected by my favorite college.

 

[Segadroid]

For me:
I once connected to electrical wires the wrong way, got electrocuted and saw a friend saying "Watch out you don't do them the wrong way in." while his back was turned(while still being electrocuted). Gee, thanks.

So, what's your story about the most useless given advice ever given to you?

Electrocution is death. Sorry about being pedantic but it irritates me.

Electrocution isn't lethal under 80 volts(I got 75 volts on me) I get your point though, I too realise it sounds that I survived 240 volts or so XD

 

[Kilaknux]

"If you're being bullied, tell the teachers"
Fuck you...

 

[hazabaza1]

"Press 'A' to jump!"
I think I figured that out after I had to jump above multiple blocks to get to you.

 

[Vision of Division]

I hate it when someone tells me to watch out while doing anything, like I wouldn't do that otherwise.

 

[Pickel Surprise]

I was once told by one of my friend's friend's who isn't really even my friend anymore that "If you have to ask, then you don't know."

 

[The Shrubbery Demander]

Younger brother sells my N64 for drugs, parents say "just ignore him". Well fuck that!

Don't worry folks, I got him good.

How so? Did you beat his face in with a tire iron? That sounds like a reasonable punishment for selling one's N64 for drugs.

OT: "Just tell the teacher, and they'll stop bothering you"

Hasn't worked yet in the 10 years I've been getting bullied.

 

[matsugawa]

"Just ignore them."

That's better as preventative advice than remedial, and even then all that's really going to do is weed out the slightly bored jerks from the really bored wastrels who are simply amused by their own antics regardless of feedback or attention.