The most useless advice ever given to you.

[SeventySeven]

"Don't let yourself stoop to his level."

After being challenged to various fights or verbally provoked in some way

Almost always I have felt awesome when I just hit the guy instead of taking the moral high horse back home to grow resentful and angry and unsatisfied with the conclusion to the conflict, and there is no great story to tell.

No jail time though, which is always a bonus I guess, but stooping to other peoples level is fun.

When a dickhead boy threw a gluestick at my head I tried to shut my eyes and think about how I was beating them in every subject and someday I could buy their soul, but I thought to myself, screw it I can't eait that long for revenge. So I turned around and punched him in the face, best detention ever .

Stooping to their level and beating them at it is good, if you just turn away they always think they have won. If you sucker punch them in the face the pain will tell them they lost.

 

[Malevolent Stranger]

Press 'X' Not to die.

 

[manicfoot]

"It's been 5 years. Just stop loving her"
"How?"
It's easy. Just stop loving her"
"How?"
"Stop loving her?"
"How?"
"WELL IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA HELP YOURSELF THEN THERE'S NO POINT IS THERE"

 

[Ninja_X]

"Look up"-It was to late.

 

[Emilin_Rose]

If the milk has rice in it, don't drink it.

I was only 6 at the time, but i knew what spoiled milk looked like, and this just made me facepalm. First time in my life i think.

 

[j1nx]

"Dude, just kill it!"
Vs end boss of every game

 

[lenin_117]

"Don't buy a console, play pc games instead"

I'm not a pc gamer and have been playing on consoles all my life, so when I heard this a month I punched the guy in the stomach.

I'm a PC gamer so I naturally disagree with you, but it seems a bit ott to sucker-punch someone when they say that.

 

[Cherry Cola]

"Don't buy a console, play pc games instead"

I'm not a pc gamer and have been playing on consoles all my life, so when I heard this a month I punched the guy in the stomach.

I'm a PC gamer so I naturally disagree with you, but it seems a bit ott to sucker-punch someone when they say that.

I was on a punchy mood and the guy had a funny haircut Also, it wasn't really that hard of a punch.

 

[Deadpewl]

Every time i cook with my grandma around:

"dont burn yourself"

Really?

 

[Rawflcakes]

"Mind Your Head" Right after i've smacked my head.

 

[wewontdie11]

"I'm sure you'll find it. It's always in the last place you look."

Well I'm not going to fucking keep looking when I've found it am I!?

 

[Mr Companion]

"Don't buy a console, play pc games instead"

I'm not a pc gamer and have been playing on consoles all my life, so when I heard this a month I punched the guy in the stomach.

Yes random acts of violence towards well meaning associates is definitely the mast efficient way of securing a reputation as a console tard and cementing the universal image of psychotic xbox users. At least, that's my my mother used to tell me as a child. Incidentally do you happen to own an xbox? (Why do I ask?)

 

[Cherry Cola]

"Don't buy a console, play pc games instead"

I'm not a pc gamer and have been playing on consoles all my life, so when I heard this a month I punched the guy in the stomach.

Yes random acts of violence towards well meaning associates is definitely the mast efficient way of securing a reputation as a console tard and cementing the universal image of psychotic xbox users. At least, that's my my mother used to tell me as a child. Incidentally do you happen to own an xbox? (Why do I ask?)

Maybe I should have added that it was my very pretentious friend I punched very friendly in the stomach. Everyone seems to think I am a fury-driven console crazy punching random people. I don't roll like that. Also, I'm not very fond of the Xbox. Although I don't know why.. I think Sony are brainwashing me into hating them. Evil bastards. And yet I love them.

 

[Sigel]

Don't eat the rat poison. ?? Ok, I wasn't planning to it being , you know, rat poison and all.

 

[IamQ]

"Boredom is the first step to suicide"

 

[Mr Companion]

"Don't buy a console, play pc games instead"

I'm not a pc gamer and have been playing on consoles all my life, so when I heard this a month I punched the guy in the stomach.

Yes random acts of violence towards well meaning associates is definitely the mast efficient way of securing a reputation as a console tard and cementing the universal image of psychotic xbox users. At least, that's my my mother used to tell me as a child. Incidentally do you happen to own an xbox? (Why do I ask?)

Maybe I should have added that it was my very pretentious friend I punched very friendly in the stomach. Everyone seems to think I am a fury-driven console crazy punching random people. I don't roll like that. Also, I'm not very fond of the Xbox. Although I don't know why.. I think Sony are brainwashing me into hating them. Evil bastards. And yet I love them.

Well fair enough actually pretentious people piss me off too . Like Peter Molinue. Anyway it was just the way you described it so no worries.

 

[Cherry Cola]

"Don't buy a console, play pc games instead"

I'm not a pc gamer and have been playing on consoles all my life, so when I heard this a month I punched the guy in the stomach.

Yes random acts of violence towards well meaning associates is definitely the mast efficient way of securing a reputation as a console tard and cementing the universal image of psychotic xbox users. At least, that's my my mother used to tell me as a child. Incidentally do you happen to own an xbox? (Why do I ask?)

Maybe I should have added that it was my very pretentious friend I punched very friendly in the stomach. Everyone seems to think I am a fury-driven console crazy punching random people. I don't roll like that. Also, I'm not very fond of the Xbox. Although I don't know why.. I think Sony are brainwashing me into hating them. Evil bastards. And yet I love them.

Well fair enough actually pretentious people piss me off too . Like Peter Molinue. Anyway it was just the way you described it so no worries.

There should be more nice people like you on the internet... Wait, it shouldn't! Then I can feel like the smartest person alive. (Not really that hard since most of the youtube comunity are assholes)

 

[Mr Companion]

"Don't buy a console, play pc games instead"

I'm not a pc gamer and have been playing on consoles all my life, so when I heard this a month I punched the guy in the stomach.

Yes random acts of violence towards well meaning associates is definitely the mast efficient way of securing a reputation as a console tard and cementing the universal image of psychotic xbox users. At least, that's my my mother used to tell me as a child. Incidentally do you happen to own an xbox? (Why do I ask?)

Maybe I should have added that it was my very pretentious friend I punched very friendly in the stomach. Everyone seems to think I am a fury-driven console crazy punching random people. I don't roll like that. Also, I'm not very fond of the Xbox. Although I don't know why.. I think Sony are brainwashing me into hating them. Evil bastards. And yet I love them.

Well fair enough actually pretentious people piss me off too . Like Peter Molinue. Anyway it was just the way you described it so no worries.

There should be more nice people like you on the internet... Wait, it shouldn't! Then I can feel like the smartest person alive. (Not really that hard since most of the youtube comunity are assholes)

Thanks, but OH my do I know how you feel, youtube comments are the lowest of the low. There is no greater alternative when it comes to boosting my own self esteem than taking a quick break to see a youtube comment . On the other hand the escapist seems relatively void of cretins, This is the greatest community I have come into contact with so far, Save the comments left on zero punctuation threads boasting "first!" so proudly you almost expect them to be waiting for a trophy, only to receive a ban.