The most useless superpower you can think of

[CitrusLover]

I think levitation. You can't move while levitating and it's basically hovering a few feet off of the ground. I'm sure if you were imaginative you could think of some pranks to pull off, or you could go up to someone and say 'Hey, I bet you £10,000 that I can float 6 feet off of the ground', but that's about it.

 

[Thaluikhain]

The ability to waggle breasts and buttocks at the same person at the same time without popping out of a stupid skintight costume?

 

[krazykidd]

Speaking to fish ( Aquaman ).
The power of heart ( the asian guy from captain planet )
Fireworks ( Jubilee )
Laying eggs ( Easter bunny ).

And for the record i know little about superheros and superpowers .

 

[Daystar Clarion]

The power of perfect hindsight.

You'll know exactly what to do in any given situation.

After it's actually happened.

 

[krazykidd]

The power of perfect hindsight.

You'll know exactly what to do in any given situation.

After it's actually happened.

Combined with time travel , that's pretty fucking usefull.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

The power of perfect hindsight.

You'll know exactly what to do in any given situation.

After it's actually happened.

Combined with time travel , that's pretty fucking usefull.

Did I say it was combined with time travel?

No, I didn't

Still the most useless power ever.

 

[Thaluikhain]

The power of perfect hindsight.

You'll know exactly what to do in any given situation.

After it's actually happened.

Actually, that'd be fairly useful, a lot of effort is spent figuring out how things went wrong so they don't happen again.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

The power of perfect hindsight.

You'll know exactly what to do in any given situation.

After it's actually happened.

Actually, that'd be fairly useful, a lot of effort is spent figuring out how things went wrong so they don't happen again.

Most people already possess this power


Not as useful as you may think.

 

[Daft Time]

...being able to create useless superpower threads at will? As for the levitating thing, I'd meditate over the middle of a lake. It'd be awesome. I also wouldn't have to worry about falling any more.

Seems pretty useful to me.

 

[hazabaza1]

The power of perfect hindsight.

You'll know exactly what to do in any given situation.

After it's actually happened.

Murder investigation.
You'll know how to stop the murder therefore knowing who the murderer was, leading onto a further investigation.

Boom.

 

[SSJBlastoise]

The power of perfect hindsight.

You'll know exactly what to do in any given situation.

After it's actually happened.

You mean like this guy?

I nominate Meg for her superpower that allows her to grow her fingernails.

 

[Calibanbutcher]

I am gonna go with my standard response:

The power to make bees orgasm WITH YOUR MIND. Only one bee at a time though.

 

[Euryalus]

Laying eggs ( Easter bunny ).

Biologically that's useful as fuck. Dried out babies is a bad thing XD

OT: The ability to think of good pub club titles... While being unable to afford pub club.

That power's about as useful as Anne Frank's drum set.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

The power of perfect hindsight.

You'll know exactly what to do in any given situation.

After it's actually happened.

Murder investigation.
You'll know how to stop the murder therefore knowing who the murderer was, leading onto a further investigation.

Boom.

>_>

<__>

No?

[sub]Shit, I didn't think this through.[/sub]

 

[BrotherRool]

The ability, upon touching an object, to know where it is. (If serious examples, ability to speak to plants/fish/animals, because plants/fish/animals can't actually carry a conversation and even if they could you have to come up with some pretty specific situations where a bear comes walking along at just the right time for a bear to able to do anything (and not get shot to pieces) )


In some ways it's fun to try and figure how you could use that sort of thing. Maybe if you were kidnapped you'd know where you are, or you could take an object, break it in half and attach it to someone to follow them

 

[Calibanbutcher]

The power to make popcorn pop without a microwave.

Because there are so many situations where it could be useful...

I picture you standing in a giant cornfield, somewhere in the US, your rage flowing freely, suddenly small pops setting of around you, swelling to a veritable cacophony of noise, as you pop every single corncob around you.

Your wrath unleashes a wave of popcorn that shall bury the US under a pile of almost healthy treats.

 

[Blitsie]

The power to turn into different kinds of bread.

Gosh I laughed hard when I ran into a person with that superpower in Anachronox.