Turning things to Gold. Eventually your gonna turn yourself Gold or Starve to death or die of Dehydration.
The most useless superpowers...
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What you talking about? It seemed to work out in Mystery Men.Aby_Z said:
In my opinion: being able hold in your sneezes at will.
The ability to do anything, but only to things that have never and will never be known of except by you, and will in no way affect anyone else.
So you can do anything, but it is almost impossible to find something to do it against/in/through/near, and when you find that thing/stuff/substance, what's the point of doing anything?
So you can do anything, but it is almost impossible to find something to do it against/in/through/near, and when you find that thing/stuff/substance, what's the point of doing anything?
I always thought Aquaman got a raw deal. I mean, he's got cool powers. For one, he can summon the beasts of the sea. Have you ever seen some of those ugly things? The stuff that lives in the abyss of the ocean? I'd be scared. (And if we extend the definition of "sea life" a bit: CTHULHU!)Banana Phone Man said:
Plus, he's adapted to the crushing pressure of the ocean floor, so he's also got superstrength while he's moving around on normal land (at least that's how DC explains it). He could kick the crap out of a lot of things. Plus being able to manipulate water can actually do a lot of damage.
That Friendly Fire guy from the Section 8 comics. Essentially, his power is to shoot bolts of energy from his hand, but he can only hit his allies.
I guess you have a point about the sea creatures so here is a (sort of, well, not really, I just like it) related video.rosemystica said:
Super strength is alright but many heros have it. Being able to stand pressure of the ocean floor would be quite handy if anyone actually had to go down there. Manipulating water would actually be quite helpful. Being able to summon sea creatures would be helpful if again the crime was in water. If not he could always use his strength to slap people with a massive fish. (Ah... what a fantastic mental image right there. FEAR THE FISHSLAP)
btw this isn't meant to sound arguementative, I just like to talk about it. I think it's kinda funny.
"an invisiblity power that only works while playing an trombone"
A lightning power that only works under the earth.
An air power that only works in a place with no air.
A lightning power that only works under the earth.
An air power that only works in a place with no air.
Hey, I agree. I'd love an Aquaman comic where he just runs around fishslapping people with whales and stuff. That's the kind of thing I'd buy every month. XDBanana Phone Man said:
Invisablity that only works after you have killed yourself.
Being able to kill anything only after bashing your own skull in.
Talking to fish on land.
Being able to kill anything only after bashing your own skull in.
Talking to fish on land.
Actually that would be a great pick up line at the bar. I can see the Captain Morgan commercial now.....ninja555 said:
Well now I know what arm being ripped of sounds like:"PLORP"Griphphin said:V There's always arms fall off guy V
Fun word of the day: cornobble, to slap someone with a fishrosemystica said:
Just figured you gents would appreciate that
To spontaneously commit suicide. I call him Suicide Man. Only problem is he can do it just once.
