The most useless superpowers...

[TheDustyBanana]

The ability to poop out a butt that has the exact same ability.

Or maybe it would be the MOST awesome super power!


...no. No it wouldn't.

 

[Canid117]

Isn't aqua man condidered the worst super hero ever? If he is I'm guessing it's whatever powers he's got.

His most well known superpower is talking to fish...

He has super strength too but that first one is just so lame that no one cares.

 

[Kimarous]

Isn't aqua man considered the worst super hero ever? If he is I'm guessing it's whatever powers he's got.

seconded sir
i mean what good is talking to fish -.-

Is that all he's got. To be honest I didn't know what he could do and couldn't be bothered to look it up. Talking to fish seems, just so, pathetic. Can he also swimm like really fast? I mean, not like that would be useful either but it sounds cooler than talking to fish.

 

[Rensenhito]

The ability to emit legions of sardines from your nipples.

 

[Johanthemonster666]

Aquaman has already been mentioned, but he has the ability to manipulate the ocean and communicate with sea creatures (he'd probably die in the Gulf oilspill though >_<)

I think a lot of superheros have pointless powers like the Green Arrow or Beastboy.
Seriously, transforming into green pigmented animals? Everyone can tell it's you because the animal or insect is green. And the Gren arrow is just another version of Batman (only a Robinhood version of Batman).

 

[Brody Cooper]

Worst hero?, Battle Pope for sure

 

[Blueruler182]

Isn't aqua man considered the worst super hero ever? If he is I'm guessing it's whatever powers he's got.

seconded sir
i mean what good is talking to fish -.-

Is that all he's got. To be honest I didn't know what he could do and couldn't be bothered to look it up. Talking to fish seems, just so, pathetic. Can he also swimm like really fast? I mean, not like that would be useful either but it sounds cooler than talking to fish.

That's what most people think he can do. I think he has something like super strength, not sure, but there's also insane fighting skill and intellect. He doesn't get the credit he deserves, at least, that's what DC fans keep telling me. Plus, he has a hook hand.

Almost any super power can be written in a cool way. I've read some stuff that seemed like incredibly lame abilities and the way they were executed was AMAZING. I actually found that the people who have the most obvious, bad-ass powers tend to be the worse, because the writer's leaning on that power. Hell, there's a character called Cloud 9 in Marvel. Her ability is to make a cloud substance that she can manipulate to do things like flying. There was this powerhouse beating the shit out of the Avengers one day, Iron Man was getting tossed around like a ragdoll. So she forced her cloud down his throat and filled his lungs with it. It incapacitated him long enough for the Avengers to pile on and drop him.

But, looking at it in black and white, I'd have to say it's having a cloud you control. But, like I said, it's all in how you use it.

 

[rosemystica]

Fun word of the day: cornobble, to slap someone with a fish
Just figured you gents would appreciate that

I'm a lady, but thank you for the interesting fact anyway!

 

[SliverBlade]

The ability to do average things with determination.

 

[Warforger]

Turning into a fat dude and back into a skinny dude.

 

[Lunar Templar]

Isn't aqua man considered the worst super hero ever? If he is I'm guessing it's whatever powers he's got.

seconded sir
i mean what good is talking to fish -.-

Is that all he's got. To be honest I didn't know what he could do and couldn't be bothered to look it up. Talking to fish seems, just so, pathetic. Can he also swimm like really fast? I mean, not like that would be useful either but it sounds cooler than talking to fish.

pretty sure just talking to fish, swimming an breathing under water is it, ether way, he's very sad

 

[Dr.Susse]

The ability to make dead pens work again.