The mother, brother, sister, and father of all stupid law suits.

[Mr.Numbers]

What would I DO with a trillion dollars? that's....6,500 BATMOBILES :O

 

[AK47Marine]

Oh God, this is absolutely hilarious.

At the same time though, I can't believe the judge is actually going to hear her case. Of course she's not going to win, so why spend the time, money and effort if it's a foregone conclusion?

Nah man this is gonna win the judge big props, next time the judges get together for lunch or whatever it is judges do together (my guess? drink heavily). The topic of crazy cases WILL come up though and it'll be pretty normal "Oh yeah!? well I had a case where a woman was trying to claim child support from a guy she'd never even met before" and so forth, till our intrepid judge pulls out the big guns.

Seriously though, trillions of dollars barely exist any where but government spread sheets, maybe if she was suing Bill Gates or OPEC.... but Puff Daddy? Dude's net worth for his entire life time won't ever come close to that kinda money...

 

[Magnesium360]

I didn't realise they now made casino chips for fictional numbers. Or that P. Diddy and his ex-girlfriend are responsible for the destruction of the WTC. What kind of madness possesses people to take this kind of thing to a court of law? There was a lady who sued her oven! HER OVEN! Dosen't she know that it's inanimate? That it doesn't have any funds to actually PAY her if she successfully sues? If you went spouting that P. Diddy knocked down the WTC before stealing a casino chip for a fictional number of dollars on a street corner instead of a court you'd be put away. It amazes me sometimes the sheer idiocy ever-present in the world.

 

[Magnesium360]

...Well, there goes what remains of my faith in humanity!

Wait... you still had faith in humanity?

 

[M4A1Sopmod]

Maybe this would be a good time to get my hitman business running. Stupid people + lawyers = huge open market.