The movie that was "so bad" that you couldn't watch them through

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StevieWonderMk2 said:
Odude said:
In theaters; Kill Bill 1 & 2, and Sin City. On DVD; Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, and 10 Things I Hate About You. I was later forced to watch all the DVD ones, and I hated them even more after finishing them.
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Okay that's a bold statement. What do you have against Tarantino?

More importantly, if you couldn't finish Kill Bill Part 1, why the heck did you go and watch Part 2?
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As far as Tarantino films go, every one is just there to say, "Look at me, I'm edgy!" You know, like that guy in every school that has no friends because he thinks he's too cool for them. I don't like that kind of movie in the least. They just take themselves way too damn seriously.

Also, intense, long, boring monologues about nothing at all (or some guy stroking his own ego, I'm looking at you, guy played by Samuel L Jackson) fail to amuse me.

I guess what I really have against Tarantino movies is that they are full of arrogance, and I really hate arrogance.

For Kill Bill 2, my friends convinced me that it was way better than the first. It wasn't.
 
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Napoleon Dynomite, everyone said it was the funniest movie ever i turned it off 15 minutes in also anything starring Will Farrell
 
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Odude said:
StevieWonderMk2 said:
Odude said:
In theaters; Kill Bill 1 & 2, and Sin City. On DVD; Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, and 10 Things I Hate About You. I was later forced to watch all the DVD ones, and I hated them even more after finishing them.
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Okay that's a bold statement. What do you have against Tarantino?

More importantly, if you couldn't finish Kill Bill Part 1, why the heck did you go and watch Part 2?
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As far as Tarantino films go, every one is just there to say, "Look at me, I'm edgy!" You know, like that guy in every school that has no friends because he thinks he's too cool for them. I don't like that kind of movie in the least. They just take themselves way too damn seriously.

Also, intense, long, boring monologues about nothing at all (or some guy stroking his own ego, I'm looking at you, guy played by Samuel L Jackson) fail to amuse me.

I guess what I really have against Tarantino movies is that they are full of arrogance, and I really hate arrogance.

For Kill Bill 2, my friends convinced me that it was way better than the first. It wasn't.
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don't say that about my hero!

and what's wrong with jules Winfield? (Samuel L Jackson)
 
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ha i made my incredibly homophobic friend watch bruno....he was quite disgusted but found it funny....it is a bit full on at times, espeacially with the sex scene with his apparently 12 year old boyfriend.
 
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One of those terrible "XXXXXXX Movie" parodies. I already knew it would be totally terrible and I would never like it. Unfortunately, my parents were out of town and I was staying at my friend's house. His dad decided we should go see a movie and well... yeah. I would have much rather seen Pineapple Express (which I did see later and thought was great), but I wasn't about to bring up a stoner flick with my friend's dad...
 
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Well I have never walked out on a movie at the cinema. But there have been three movies (And these are my three most hated films of all time) which I've ever stopped watching at some point. I walked out on that rancid attempt at arthouse for assholes which was Juno about halfway through on the DVD. I walked out of the room when my sister and I were watching "Arizona dream" on TV, She kept wanting to watch it. When my Dad decided to rent and watch that Christ awful, try-hard attempt at a Bob Dylan tribute titled "I'm not there", thirty minutes in and I wasn't there either.
 
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Napoleon Dynamite, and any movie along the lines of "Date Movie", "Epic Movie", Scary Movie", etc. Those aren't funny! They're just evidence that there is something terribly wrong with this country...
 
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Epic Movie.

I downloaded it and couldn't make more than twenty minutes. A movie that isn't even worth the time it takes to pirate it.
 
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Two seemingly popular movies that were a real chore to watch for me through for different reasons were Requiem for a Dream and Butterfly Effect. I had to watch them in parts because I was hating them so much.

Requiem, while not terrible, makes itself redundant fairly early on. And The Butterfly Effect just goes nowhere near dealing with the subject matter or premise it is trying to deal with. Both stick in my mind for the amount of people telling me 'I have to watch them'. Well I did, and I it turns out I didn't. If you think Butterfly Effect is good try watching Primer. It's much better.

Oh, and I've just remembered Crash. Oscar nominated Crash. I watched it and cringed the whole way. Then it got the Best Picture award so I tried to watch it again a few years later but I couldn't do it. It's so terrible. The dialogue so bad, the manipulations so obvious.

But all those films I actually got through eventually. The one I didn't, the one I couldn't stand to see to the end and the first and only movie I've ever walked out of was Tommy. I can't stand baked beans though, so that might have had soemthing to do with it.
 
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Once a Human said:
Dungeons & Dragons. Worst plot AND acting I've ever witnessed in my entire life.
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You forgot worst costumes. Dungeons & Dragons is one of my favourite movies for this very reason. It's even funnier with the director's commentary on where he's talking about how great the film is. That and Mortal Kombat Annhilation are so bad they're good.
 
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I watched Max Payne in the cinemas and had more fun having Skittles fights with the guy that came with me. I took a dump up the back of the theater at the end of the movie.
 
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My Bloody Valintine Good god it was just so bad and so cheesey, watch a random scary movie and then break the dvd, then you will get this movie, the only reason i dident leave was because it was me and my girlfriends first date, and where still together, im very happy about that.
 
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Xorghul said:
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Star Wars Christmas Special

I contemplated suicide as a very seductive alternative after watching that... thing..
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Is that that animated...thing that was released some time ago?

OT: Eragon. Fell asleep less than half way in. Angels and Demons. Horrible. Napoleon Dynamite. Crap. I've seen a lot more but can't bring them to mind right now.
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The animated clip was just a SMALL PART of the Holiday Special (it has a full storyline of Chewbacca trying to get home to his wife and family in time for Christmas, for example)

Click Here for an example of how terrible it was [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXcb7VPw59s]

Oh how terrible....

Also:
- Jennifer's Body was terrible
- Anything Michael Bay placed his filthy hands on is instantly thrown into the bowl of "Worst Movies ever made"
- And anything by Uwe Boll
 
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