The MS Word Paperclip

[Incompl te]

Everyone must know of the MS Paperclip. For some he helps for others hes a nightmare. But I've managed to compile some really weird 'Tips of the Day' from him/her/it/mudkip.

Spoiler: The Pictures in question. Bottom part is something I added in a while ago.

So what weird things have you heard from this piece of metal or simply share other stories relating to Microsoft trying to be funny.

 

[IceStar100]

He told me how to depose of the bodies of the people I killed. All it takes is a hack saw and a tub full O acid.

 

[Extirpation]

Weird...all he told me was if I was sure that I didnt want to save that document.
But I prefer the wizard anyway.
So much more class.

 

[Simriel]

He told me how to depose of the bodies of the people I killed. All it takes is a hack saw and a tub full O acid.

If you didn't know that, you shouldn't be murderin' in the first place.

Fuckin' amatuers...I hate the fact that killin's have become all MAINSTREAM. It was better when it wasn't cool.
/elitist

Anyway, he mostly just pissed me off by being a glorified pop-up.

Well said Max. Being a violent sociopath is less fun when everyone is doing it too...

 

[IceStar100]

He told me to kill old man Jenkins in the first place. I just do as master clip commands.

CLIPPY IS GOD AND I'M THE FREAKIN MASSIA!

 

[Simriel]

He told me how to depose of the bodies of the people I killed. All it takes is a hack saw and a tub full O acid.

If you didn't know that, you shouldn't be murderin' in the first place.

Fuckin' amatuers...I hate the fact that killin's have become all MAINSTREAM. It was better when it wasn't cool.
/elitist

Anyway, he mostly just pissed me off by being a glorified pop-up.

Well said Max. Being a violent sociopath is less fun when everyone is doing it too...

I AM NOT VIOLENT I AM JUST FINE OKAY GRHAHGHAHRHGHHRRR *foams*

Calm down Max. Have a hooker.

 

[Flap Jack452]

He told me how to depose of the bodies of the people I killed. All it takes is a hack saw and a tub full O acid.

If you didn't know that, you shouldn't be murderin' in the first place.

Fuckin' amatuers...I hate the fact that killin's have become all MAINSTREAM. It was better when it wasn't cool.
/elitist

Anyway, he mostly just pissed me off by being a glorified pop-up.

Well said Max. Being a violent sociopath is less fun when everyone is doing it too...

I AM NOT VIOLENT I AM JUST FINE OKAY GRHAHGHAHRHGHHRRR *foams*

Calm down Max. Have a hooker.

I can haz hook3r 2?
On Topic: I always made him a dog.

 

[Simriel]

He told me how to depose of the bodies of the people I killed. All it takes is a hack saw and a tub full O acid.

If you didn't know that, you shouldn't be murderin' in the first place.

Fuckin' amatuers...I hate the fact that killin's have become all MAINSTREAM. It was better when it wasn't cool.
/elitist

Anyway, he mostly just pissed me off by being a glorified pop-up.

Well said Max. Being a violent sociopath is less fun when everyone is doing it too...

I AM NOT VIOLENT I AM JUST FINE OKAY GRHAHGHAHRHGHHRRR *foams*

Calm down Max. Have a hooker.

I can haz hook3r 2?
On Topic: I always made him a dog.

No. You may only play blackjack with them

 

[Inverse Skies]

I always made him the cat - or even better got rid of them because they were incredibly annoying.

 

[S.H.A.R.P.]

I can't begin to describe the amount of genuine hatred I felt for that useless piece of scrap metal. It was the happiest day in my life when I found out I could de-activate him forever.

 

[Flap Jack452]

I can haz hook3r 2?

No. You may only play blackjack with them

Sad face... Better than no hookers at all I guess... :*(

 

[Simriel]

I can haz hook3r 2?

No. You may only play blackjack with them

Sad face... Better than no hookers at all I guess... :*(

Indeed. Besides given one of your comments about your mum stopping you playing a game, I think you might be too young for hookers.

 

[Flap Jack452]

I can haz hook3r 2?

No. You may only play blackjack with them

Sad face... Better than no hookers at all I guess... :*(

Indeed. Besides given one of your comments about your mum stopping you playing a game, I think you might be too young for hookers.

Debatable...

 

[willard3]

 

[Simriel]

I can haz hook3r 2?

No. You may only play blackjack with them

Sad face... Better than no hookers at all I guess... :*(

Indeed. Besides given one of your comments about your mum stopping you playing a game, I think you might be too young for hookers.

Debatable...

Fact. Too young for hookers.

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

Indeed. Besides given one of your comments about your mum stopping you playing a game, I think you might be too young for hookers.

One is never too young or too old for hookers.

 

[Flap Jack452]

I can haz hook3r 2?

No. You may only play blackjack with them

Sad face... Better than no hookers at all I guess... :*(

Indeed. Besides given one of your comments about your mum stopping you playing a game, I think you might be too young for hookers.

Debatable...

Fact. Too young for hookers.

I was gonna make some type of comment about your mum, saying how no one is ever to young for her. But then I decided not to. Even though I just basically said it anyway.

 

[Simriel]

Indeed. Besides given one of your comments about your mum stopping you playing a game, I think you might be too young for hookers.

One is never too young or too old for hookers.

Someone who's mother bans them from playing GTA 4 to 'save their innocence' is ALWAYS too young for hookers.