The Narcissism Test

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miketehmage

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24. And Vanity would likely by higher if I wasn't fat. I had high scores in authority exhibitionism and entitlement. With a few points in exploitativeness.

Oh dear.
 

Longstreet

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Authority: 4.00
Self-Sufficiency: 1.00
Superiority: 2.00
Exhibitionism: 2.00
Exploitativeness: 3.00
Vanity: 1.00
Entitlement: 2.00

score of 15.

Hmm, not such a narcissist as i thought
 

Zipa

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I got a 7, some of the questions seemed kind of rigged though.

Authority: 2.00
Self-Sufficiency: 1.00
Superiority: 0.00
Exhibitionism: 0.00
Exploitativeness: 4.00
Vanity: 0.00
Entitlement: 0.00
 
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23 with high scores in authority, self sufficiency and exploitation. It's not narcissism, I'm just fucking brilliant and would be an asset to the world political system.
 

Rainforce

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I got 4.
2 in authority and 2 in exploitativeness.
I must say, I often found myself alienated by both choices equally, which made this kinda hard.
also even though I exploit people, I rather do it for their own good than my own.
also I neither believe that "I am going to be a great person" nor "I hope I am going to be successful", considering there are more important matters in the world than whatever happens in my life.
 

Evil Moo

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Hmm, I find the fact that it is so easy to get 40 just by trying to pick narcissistic options discredits this test. If I can clearly tell for every question what the resulting interpretation will be, then the test ceases to be an assessment of my level of narcissism and becomes a set of questions of 'Do I think I'm a narcissist'. Also some of the questions seemed very odd, as both the answers were often false in my truthful run (I got 4 by the way) and they were certainly not opposites as the test states. Particularly question 13 about manipulating people, where both answers assume that I manipulate people in the first place (which I would need to have done to know how easy I find it or whether I enjoy it), the answers are not mutually exclusive, and all this isn't even touching on the dubious potential of the questions of actually assessing narcissistic qualities at all...
 

Filiecs

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I scored a 20

Authority: 3.00
Self-Sufficiency: 4.00
Superiority: 4.00
Exhibitionism: 4.00
Exploitativeness: 2.00
Vanity: 2.00
Entitlement: 1.00

I try and balance having a high self esteem with being kind to others. I tend to LIKE being in authority but I don't mind it if I'm not. I do not, however, like being told what to do if I did not agree to a contract.
 

WickedFire

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Did this earlier so I can't give specific scores, I just know I got 7, with 3 or 4 in Superiority, mainly because I know I'm smarter than most of the people I encounter. Not sure if that makes me a genius, or if all the people I encounter are just impressively stupid.
 

thirion1850

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Authority: 7.00
Self-Sufficiency: 3.00
Superiority: 5.00
Exhibitionism: 2.00
Exploitativeness: 5.00
Vanity: 2.00
Entitlement: 6.00

My score is 30.

After beating down my depression without any assistance, you bet your ass I feel Godly.
My ego is bigger than Seto Kaiba's.
 

Smolderin

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Hmmm....I got a 15, a basic Average however I have a very very high Authority score.

Authority: 5.00
Self-Sufficiency: 4.00
Superiority: 1.00
Exhibitionism: 0.00
Exploitativeness: 1.00
Vanity: 0.00
Entitlement: 4.00

"Authority refers to a person's leadership skills and power. People who score higher on authority like to be in charge and gain power, often for power's sake alone. You scored particularly high in authority, suggesting you see yourself as a leader or as someone who values power."

Ya, I just like power in general. Power over people, it's nice...but just the general concept of any type of power appeals to me. Huh....I wonder if that means if I have some kind of super villainous demeanor hidden deep beneath my psyche.
 

Hippobatman

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14.

Narcissistic Trait

Authority: 2.00
Self-Sufficiency: 2.00
Superiority: 1.00
Exhibitionism: 3.00
Exploitativeness: 4.00
Vanity: 2.00
Entitlement: 0.00

High average, eh? I guess that's how I feel sometimes, but I call shenanigans on this test. It doesn't really cover many nuances with only two possible answers, and some of the questions were even repeated, albeit worded slightly different.
 

penguindude42

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My total: 17

Authority: 6.00
Self-Sufficiency: 3.00
Superiority: 0.00
Exhibitionism: 0.00
Exploitativeness: 2.00
Vanity: 1.00
Entitlement: 5.00
 

Fidelias

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Calibanbutcher said:
JoJo said:
My result...

22

Authority: 7.00
Self-Sufficiency: 4.00
Superiority: 4.00
Exhibitionism: 1.00
Exploitativeness: 3.00
Vanity: 1.00
Entitlement: 2.00
Woah, the Escapist record so far! Not a particularly good test though since it can't differentiate between someone who erroneously believes they are better than others and someone who actually is better, and it would be dead easy to get a low score by deliberately answering the "modest" answers. Quite seriously I don't believe I have the disorder despite scoring high enough since I get along well with most people, certainly not bad enough it's a disorder >.>
Come back when you're ready to play with the big boys...

My result:
27
Strength of Trait
Authority: 7.00
Self-Sufficiency: 5.00
Superiority: 1.00
Exhibitionism: 5.00
Exploitativeness: 4.00
Vanity: 2.00
Entitlement: 3.00

I may have issues.
Or not.
Probably not.
Because I am f*ckin awesome.



But so are YOU.
Yes YOU, the person reading this.
You made the deliberate choice to spend your leisure time on the internet not consuming porn or flinging insults at others like a crazy monkey flings his poo around, no, you made the decision to be a part of the escapist community and that makes you awesome.
And don't you forget that.
You just made my day, lol!

I scored a 5, but a lot of those questions needed a third answer. They were either "Are you a prick with a god complex?" or "Do you hate your life and yourself?".
 

Bara_no_Hime

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Dr. Doomsduck said:
Dayum, that is some mighty fine exhibitionism score you got there. Dare I ask, are you secretly a nudist?
Of course! I'm entirely naked under my clothes. :D

But yeah, to those saying the test is a bit broken - to answer "honestly" I had to channel the part of me who wants to be the Queen of the World. All shall love me and despair. Etc. It was rather hard to take some of those questions seriously.
 

Brainwreck

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Total: 4
1 in Authority, Exhibitionism, Exploitativeness and Entitlement each.

Test is a piece of shit, but I'd say the results are fairly accurate nevertheless. A shut-in whiny fucker is a fairly apt description of me.
 

Vault101

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Sep 26, 2010
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I really don;t like the test..its just to binary..to black and white
 

Sehnsucht Engel

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My score was 20 in total.

Authority: 5.00
Self-Sufficiency: 3.00
Superiority: 3.00
Exhibitionism: 3.00
Exploitativeness: 1.00
Vanity: 0.00
Entitlement: 5.00

I guess it was pretty accurate for me.
 

Zeke63

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I really don't like how some choices are framed such as questions 8 and 14, where neither choice works for me. Still an interesting quiz thks for the post