The Narcissism Test

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Zeke63

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Jul 10, 2012
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scored a ten which is a relief I guess since it's average. I've delt with quelling arrogant delusions for a long time haha
 

Brutal Peanut

This is so freakin aweso-BLARGH!
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I scored a 1

Authority: 0.00
Self-Sufficiency: 0.00
Superiority: 0.00
Exhibitionism: 0.00
Exploitativeness: 0.00
Vanity: 1.00
Entitlement: 0.00

These questions are worded weird. Especially the vanity part, I do like looking in the mirror - I like to check for food stuck in my teeth or if I have to re-braid my hair. >_> Oh vanity, I am you and you are me!
 

Scarecrow

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Jun 27, 2010
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I got a score of 26.

Authority: 7.00
Self-Sufficiency: 5.00
Superiority: 3.00
Exhibitionism: 1.00
Exploitativeness: 3.00
Vanity: 2.00
Entitlement: 5.00

You know what? I'm OK with that, really. I feel it suits me.
 

IamLEAM1983

Neloth's got swag.
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1 in Authority
3 in Exploitativeness
Zero everywhere else.

So I'm a dependent, if manipulative wallflower who's maybe okay with relaying someone else's orders, but who wouldn't want to be in charge. Eh, I'd say it fits. It's a bit sad, but it fits. Working a twisty tongue is more or less part and parcel of higher education, it seems. A lot of postgrad students can turn downright obsequious when talking to their professors. I hate licking boots, but wording things so they're presented in the least contentious manner I can guarantee is pretty much a reflex of mine.
 

Rawne1980

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Total Score - 38 ... BASK IN MY EGO.

Authority: 8.00
Self-Sufficiency: 6.00
Superiority: 5.00
Exhibitionism: 6.00
Exploitativeness: 5.00
Vanity: 3.00
Entitlement: 5.00

But i'll be the first to admit I have a massive ego.

Although I would have thought my vanity score would be higher, i'm vain as fuck.
 

Loonyyy

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25.

Yay. Now another online test has told me I'm something wrong.

Apparently I'm a Narcissistic Austistic Sociopath.

The internet is fun
 

someonehairy-ish

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I ended up with 17-

Authority: 1.00
Self-Sufficiency: 4.00
Superiority: 1.00
Exhibitionism: 4.00
Exploitativeness: 3.00
Vanity: 2.00
Entitlement: 2.00


Which seems about fair to me. I hate relying on other people or being constrained by other people, hence the high self-sufficiency. I like to show off things I've done, music I've written, artwork etc so there's the exhibitionism. Not really sure about exploitativeness. Which apparently isn't a word, according to my browser (chrome).
 

MammothBlade

It's not that I LIKE you b-baka!
Oct 12, 2011
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Your Total: 15

Between 12 and 15 is average.
Celebrities often score closer to 18.
Narcissists score over 20.

Authority: 3.00
Self-Sufficiency: 3.00
Superiority: 2.00
Exhibitionism: 1.00
Exploitativeness: 4.00
Vanity: 0.00
Entitlement: 2.00
 

Eddie the head

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I got a 2 and think both of them are form; "well I don't want to pick the other answer."

I don't trust this thing I retook it and I got a 0. I am not that modest. Like I said there was some questions where I didn't have a good answer to.
 

ServebotFrank

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Some of those questions made no goddamn sense and need to be worded better.

Your total: 19

Authority: 4.00
Self-Sufficiency: 4.00
Superiority: 2.00
Exhibitionism: 3.00
Exploitativeness: 0.00
Vanity: 2.00
Entitlement: 4.00

That is about right though. Anyone who knows me knows I have the capabilities to be both a real friend and an asshole. It's kinda why I related so much to Kenny from the Walking Dead game. We just had a lot in common.
 
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[quote/]
Your Total: 19

Between 12 and 15 is average.
Celebrities often score closer to 18.
Narcissists score over 20.
Because you scored 18 or higher, you may want to check out the symptoms of narcissistic personality disorder.

Narcissistic Trait Strength of Trait
Authority: 4.00
Self-Sufficiency: 3.00
Superiority: 4.00
Exhibitionism: 0.00
Exploitativeness: 4.00
Vanity: 0.00
Entitlement: 4.00
[/quote]
I actually feel rather proud of these results.

I consider Narcissism to be an extremely useful thing.
 

someonehairy-ish

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Smolderin said:
Hmmm....I got a 15, a basic Average however I have a very very high Authority score.

Authority: 5.00
Self-Sufficiency: 4.00
Superiority: 1.00
Exhibitionism: 0.00
Exploitativeness: 1.00
Vanity: 0.00
Entitlement: 4.00

"Authority refers to a person's leadership skills and power. People who score higher on authority like to be in charge and gain power, often for power's sake alone. You scored particularly high in authority, suggesting you see yourself as a leader or as someone who values power."

Ya, I just like power in general. Power over people, it's nice...but just the general concept of any type of power appeals to me. Huh....I wonder if that means if I have some kind of super villainous demeanor hidden deep beneath my psyche.
You literally have all the supervillain traits:

Authority: "I can rule the world!"
Self Sufficiency: "And I don't need anyone else to help me do it!"
Entitlement: "It belongs to me Muhahahaha!"

Or, if you were vainer and more exploitative you could become a politician.
 
Jun 16, 2010
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Pff, this "test" is stupid.
It basically boils down to:
Are you a narcissist?
[ ] No
[X] Yes

You choose yes! Congrats, you're a narcissist!
 

Risingblade

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20...

Authority: 6.00
Self-Sufficiency: 3.00
Superiority: 3.00
Exhibitionism: 1.00
Exploitativeness: 3.00
Vanity: 0.00
Entitlement: 4.00
 

Basement Cat

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I scored a 13--average.

Like others have said some of the questions seemed silly. The worst part is that I could have said "Yes" to both options given on some of the questions but the test mandated an "either-or" response.
 

Xdeser2

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I scored a 6

Though alot of those questions seemed in dire need of a middle ground
 

Zetona

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Dec 20, 2008
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17!

Authority: 2.00
Self-Sufficiency: 4.00
Superiority: 5.00
Exhibitionism: 1.00
Exploitativeness: 1.00
Vanity: 2.00
Entitlement: 2.00

Interesting survey to take, considering I can be self-absorbed at times, but also understand the value of modesty. Many of the questions they asked didn't really fit either of my views?I'll readily admit that "my body is nothing special", for instance (at least from the neck down ;D), but I also "like to look at my body". Still, I think there's merit in asking questions that don't fit, as they encourage you to think hard about it. It definitely leaves those in the mushy middle out to dry though.
 

Thanatos5150

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I scored a nine:

Authority: 5.00
Self-Sufficiency: 0.00
Superiority: 0.00
Exhibitionism: 0.00
Exploitativeness: 4.00
Vanity: 0.00
Entitlement: 0.00

Apparently, I'm overbearingly authoritative (People tend to see me as a leader, but I hate it. What the hell?), and talented at exploiting people...

Fair cop, I guess. At least everything else is a zero, or I'd probably be a Bad Guy.