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Well, can't argue with demand like that.
[a href="http://www.lostsystem.com/StarWars_III_Shakespeare.doc"]Here it is[/a].
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A little background: this was done for an AP Humanities class back in 2006, my senior year of High School. The teacher assigned us to, using lines entirely from Shakespeare's plays (or as close to it as humanly possible), re-write a fairy tale. Most people picked stuff like Little Red Riding Hood, and the assignment was only supposed to be like three to six pages long. I thought that sounded boring, though, so I elected to do Revenge of the Sith, which I'd recently gotten on DVD, and I enjoyed it so much that it ended up writing 22 pages. I ended up pretty stretched for time so there's a few sloppy points here and there, and I think I forgot to write in the birth scene at the end since there wasn't a huge abundance of dialogue involving childbirth or baby naming in Shakespeare's plays, but even almost four years later I still have fun re-reading it. That said, I hope you guys enjoy it as much as I do. ^_^