The Never Ending Cheat Code

[Damien the Pigeon]

...a music box with a dancing ballerina that is singing...

 

[SmartIdiot]

..songs about scientology to the theme of 'row, row, row your boat' and...

 

[ThreeWords]

... suddenly it explodes, showering you with ...

 

[terribleyetfun]

...bits of game discs that you must shove...

 

[ThreeWords]

franticly into your computer. Somehow, they work, and WoW starts up. Some nerd runs up to you and tells you to...

 

[prinxess]

Find his 8434932483089473487382047109999999 lost gnomes..
Once you do that...

 

[sirdanrhodes]

You realise trying to derail a thread doesn't work thanks to smart arses. After this apithany, you see a live grenade in you arse about to blow, you must...

 

[prinxess]

Poop it out..

But you dont so...

 

[ThreeWords]

...you explode! Except you don't die, due to an earlier result of the cheat making you immortal! Take a moment to wave mockingly at stupid people who try to derail funny threads, and tell them to try harder next time. Then proceed to...

 

[prinxess]

Do everything again until a waffle apears on your screen and says:

''Well done, you are 1/3 through this cheat''

Then you run to the giant...

 

[ThreeWords]

triangle of death, and use its awesome power to destroy...

 

[Trifer420]

aids, but that's irrelevant, so you...

 

[Aardvark Soup]

go to GameFAQs and look up the rest of the cheat, which...

 

[Trifer420]

says to stop looking for shortcuts, you can't expect everything to hold your freaking hand. so you continue and see...

 

[ThreeWords]

... a wall in front of you. Run headfirst into it, and a man will appear and say...

 

[AfroNinja117]

"You couldn't break a spine in a spine breaking factory!" which will cause you to...

 

[ThreeWords]

...fly in to a rage and break his spine! Inside there is a key, and you then notice there is in fact a door in the wall. Open the door with the key and you will find...

 

[Ramthundar]

a large room with kittens and puppies. Walking in, the door will disapear and you must...

 

[ThreeWords]

...eat 2 puppies and 3 kittens. Animal rights activist will burst in, and in order to get out through the door they came in by, you must...

 

[AndyVale]

...leave via the blue door, bow before the queen and proclaim...