The Never Ending Cheat Code

[King1Nathan]

homosexuality. She go's crazy and turns into a zombie that starts biting off your left foot. Break her spine and place 2 tons of TNT into her month. Before setting the fuses you breakdance with a couple of...

 

[insane n bored]

gigantic monkeys with shotguns for arms. After a while, they proclaim that you are a poser. This will cause you to...

 

[Ramthundar]

Be blown up into moneky heaven, where you have to find...

 

[ThreeWords]

an orang-utan named Jesus, who will teach you how to...

 

[Ramthundar]

convert people into bananas, which you must do...

 

[RagnorakTres]

before 10:30 eastern time on the fall equinox with a...

 

[Renikor]

You try to strangle a baby but a giant apple...

 

[Lucia di Lammermore]

... must also be eaten at the same time. you then...

 

[ThreeWords]

...die. However, you will respawn in a room full of ravenous, feral females who will immediately...

 

[prinxess]

Explode into banners that say:

''Omg, its eTuners' 100th post''

then everyone parties until..

 

[AfroNinja117]

on of the banners instaneously combusts, which will cause...

 

[quack35]

a rock slide that will destroy your...

 

[Jim-a-Lim]

eyelids as you type /unlock...

 

[Ramthundar]

yourpantz/eehad. This will then cause..

 

[NeoAC]

you left foot to tap to the tune of Riverdance, which makes...

 

[King1Nathan]

the walls of the room to close in on you, while spikes fall from the ceiling, to escape you must...

 

[t.tocs]

perform 7 handstands while humming the latest tune from a no name actor turned singer/songwriter, for if you don't the sky will open and lava will begin pouring from the clouds which is only cured by...

 

[Trifer420]

the tears of chuck norris, which you can obtain only if...

 

[COR 2000]

You don't find his jokes funny. However....