The New 360 needs a special name

[Dr. wonderful]

I mean every single xbox has a defining name: Arcade, Pro/Premium, Elite, Super Elite, why didn't they name the new one?

I suggest 360 Neo Elite.

Slim 60

 

[Aceptdtctv]

anorexicbox 360

 

[Purplefood1]

What about Leslie?

 

[ThatTallGuy]

The XBox 360 Extreme Super Elite Turbo TO THE MAX!!

Super XBOX 720 Kickflip 9000 Extreme Turbo Deluxe Ultra Reloaded

1up'd

Fantastic XBOX 1080 Uber Special Double-Double Supreme Mega Edition (Unabridged)

2up'd

Incredulous XBOX 1460 Mega Ultra Amazing Happy Happy Deluxe Turbo HD Remix

3up'd

 

[Bacca0815]

The Fingerprint Magnet

Suits for the old PS3 as well, but Sony apperently didn't fancy that name enough to go straight with their konsole design.

What about Leslie?

Seriously, that one cracked me up.

 

[Zeromaeus]

All we need now is a Wii HD Slim and this generation will be complete.

How can the Wii get slimmer? You need two and a half Wiis to match the 360 "slim".

 

[Your once and future Fanboy]

I suggest X-box 360 days, It will last at least 360 day before the red ring of doom.
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/1/12/Awesome_rrod.jpg

 

[Geo Da Sponge]

I suggest 360 Neo Elite.

Only if it has a slot for sunglasses. Every time it turns on, I want my television to say, "it is inevitable, Mr. Anderson."

Now I just imagine this in response to RROD.

Neo: Why would I have to worry about red rings? My 360 hasn't broken yet.
Agent Smith: It is inevitable, Mr Anderson.

 

[AngelofDarrkness]

YBOX WHY THATS Y

 

[phoenix352]

The 360 Light.
no box just 360.

and btw... does this version basically have the exact same things the old one had... except its 2 cm shorter.... it aint even slim.. its the same width but shorter.

 

[Toranilor]

The XBox 270 - the 360, but 25% smaller!

 

[DrunkWithPower]

Xbox 180. Get it...... half........ the... size. Screw it, call it a slim, get the hordes of PS3 fanboys waving their "clone" sticks.

 

[the protaginist]

Well,I didn't realize that Xbox 360's were coming equipped with Jaspar motherboards since April, and thought there was a new model out called the Xbox 360 Jaspar, and i've been calling the slim that as a bit of an in-joke.

 

[Mr Snuffles]

I'm gonna go for the Xbox 360 Dented Filing Cabinet Lookalike Winner 2010!

I think X360DFCLW2 sounds awesome!

 

[not_the_dm]

George.

 

[wooty]

"The xbox haha, now you cant blame it on the red ring 360 times."

Has a nice ring to it, *badumsh*.