The New 360 needs a special name

[playinthedark]

Easy bake oven lite?

Mahehahehahehahehahehahehahe!

The 360 earned the easy brake name why change it now?
I can't till till I see a tear down and this thing I bet they finally put a heat pipe in it!

Easy Break Oven?

Win.

 

[technoted]

The X-box 360 I want to be a PS3.

 

[Ulquiorra4sama]

Would you really say it needs a fancy name? Sony has, hmm... let me think. The Play Station, Play Station 2, Play Station Portable and Play Station 3.

Microsoft and Sony aren't really the peak of innovation when it comes to naming consoles so why do you even care?

 

[Safe in the Dark]

The WTF box,Little black box,The money eater,Dirty Harry,SuperDeFuckinDuper,360 mini,X-box 360 Midget edition,Did we really need a smaller 360,Tinier Red ringer, and finally Mr.Tiny X-box.

 

[Cheesebob]

The Samuel L. Jackson.

That is all.

 

[zHellas]

The Xbox Neo60.

 

[miscelaneous]

The "360 Slim we totally didn't steal the name from the PS2 and PS3 Slims"

"... Or from the Tobacco companies!"

 

[slipknot4]

The "360 Slim we totally didn't steal the name from the PS2 and PS3 Slims"

3Swtdstnfpaps...
Yeah, that does sound rather good

 

[ThatTallGuy]

The XBox 360 Extreme Super Elite Turbo TO THE MAX!!

Super XBOX 720 Kickflip 9000 Extreme Turbo Deluxe Ultra Reloaded

1up'd

Fantastic XBOX 1080 Uber Special Double-Double Supreme Mega Edition (Unabridged)

2up'd

Incredulous XBOX 1460 Mega Ultra Amazing Happy Happy Deluxe Turbo HD Remix

3up'd

Xbox XF 9000 XXX; Hardcore Master "Over 9000!" Edition. (Version VX; Reloaded and Reanimated.)

4up'd.

Sir, I think you win. Congratulations.

 

[Dango]

THAT

 

[Korten12]

The Xbox "don't spin this in a 360 while it's on because it messes up your games even more than before"..

While I realize that you're kidding, I must point out that the old Xbox 360 did this as well. So the even more than before part is false, unless I haven't read about it.

my friends old 360 screwed up one of his dics and reports say the new ones do aswell. if thats what you were asking about not having read. 0.o?

 

[Stone Wera]

The XYZbox.

 

[scnj]

The "360 Slim we totally didn't steal the name from the PS2 and PS3 Slims"

Yes. Because Sony actually invented the word slim. Also, the PS2 was actually called the PS2 Slimline Edition, not the PS2 Slim.

 

[Stone Wera]

The Samuel L. Jackson.

That is all.

Swearing intact?

 

[Pimppeter2]

The Xbox "don't spin this in a 360 while it's on because it messes up your games even more than before"..

While I realize that you're kidding, I must point out that the old Xbox 360 did this as well. So the even more than before part is false, unless I haven't read about it.

my friends old 360 screwed up one of his dics and reports say the new ones do aswell. if thats what you were asking about not having read. 0.o?

Yea, but he said "even more that before" which is not the case because it hasn't increased or decreased any more than the old one.

 

[WhiteTigerShiro]

The "360 Slim we totally didn't steal the name from the PS2 and PS3 Slims"

Because we all know that Sony has never stolen anything from Microsoft (or Nintendo, for that matter).

 

[Feriluce]

I present: The Xbox 360 Cashcow

I mean. Why would you spend money on developing a new console when you can just put the old one in new packaging and get people to buy it again!