The Object to your left is now your weapon of choice in the upcoming weapon apocalypse, What is it?

[masterbazza]

Defibrillator

Maybe shocking a zombie's rotting head will fry the brain...

pls explain
for me i have a TV remote
$#!t3

 

[Skallagrimm]

Mora Bushknife, razor sharp.

Come at me zombro.

 

[The-Epicly-Named-Man]

Mine's a hyper-active terrier.....
F*CK YEAH!

 

[Angry_squirrel]

A rubix cube or a toothbrush. Decisions decisions...

 

[Nurb]

.......BRING IT OOOWWWWWWNNNNNN!
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[rosac]

a wicker chair. Could be better, could be far worse.

 

[SixWingedAsura]

A belt?

Oh I am SOOOOO f**ked.

 

[Elfgore]

A hat. I'm screwed.

 

[JordanXlord]

oh thank god...my Butterfly Knife

Time to Kill zombies TF2 Spy Style!!

 

[Spambot 3000]

A curtain ...
A curtain OF MASS DESTRUCTION THAT IS HAHAHAAAaaaaa no, it's ... it's a curtain.

 

[Jakub324]

A hair band... Are you fucking shitting me?

 

[Kahvimies]

Why left? ARGH! My firearm cabinet is to the right and that finger was pointing directly at one of these

Spoiler

 

[MarmaladeDragon]

A pair of chopsticks....and a packet of half full tic-tacs IM SAVED!

 

[Hitokiri_Gensai]

actually, my Glock 23 is on my nightstand. so woot! .40S&W win!

 

[StormShaun]

My wooden two handed katana...pretty sweet, but still I wish I had an actual blade but a wooden one can still bash the hell out of anything!

 

[Heartbreak One]

I have a leather cushion... Bring it!

 

[gunmun]

A glass window. Hmmm if I smash it with the object to my right (a TV remote) I could use an long shard as a dagger if I wrap my shirt around it. So I think I have a fighting chance

 

[The Cor]

A bottle of Jameson 12 year old Whiskey, I think I can may be fend some zombies off but it will leave a sour taste in my mouth when the bottle breaks.