The Object to your left is now your weapon of choice in the upcoming weapon apocalypse, What is it?

[Spambot 3000]

Oh actually, I have an illegal, black-steel, ninja sword conveniently placed directly next to me while I happen to be on the Internet.
True story.
._.

 

[Adamd1990]

A rubber duck that sits next to my computer, with glow in the dark capabilities when submerged in water.

Useful, if I get stuck in a watery cave and need to see an inch in front of me. Not useful for slaying the undead...

 

[Kitteh]

anyone know how i can use my ipod to kill enemies?

 

[joshuaayt]

1x tissue, unused.

Which means that I will have the means to provide myself with temporary, minor relief from at least one symptom of the common cold.

OK. Well, it was fun, guys.

 

[gunmun]

A belt?

Oh I am SOOOOO f**ked.

You could give them a whipping

 

[Mordekaien]

A Tin Whistle
How awesome will I be in apocalypse? The answer is- very much

 

[Mistermixmaster]

My meds. I got the common cold...

Well I'm screwed. I'm sure there's a joke here somewhere I just can't find it.

 

[Panorama]

My Green ASDA/Walmart Hat. Not sure it will achieve anything except i will look like a tool when i become a zombie or just die.

 

[dimensional]

ha just finished messing about with my electric guitar before I went on the internet so that is literally just to my left kind of lucky really otherwise I would be stuck with a soft cushion.

 

[Darth_Dude]

A Printer.

Damn it...

They shall call me, THE PRINTER SLAYER!

 

[Rawne1980]

My wifes small, extrememly furry hamster Casper.

It's cage is between our PC tables.

I could throw him at whoever is attacking me and run away I suppose.

 

[speight88]

A plastic pen, well they say it's mightier than the sword!

 

[Harveypot]

A rubber band ball. *Insanity Prawn Boy laugh*. Bouncey, bouncey!

 

[tombman888]

Ipod touch?

Well, i can at least listen to music in the short minutes left of my life as i run.

 

[SSoSFAGTiaCaGwaP]

An iPod.

I'm pretty sure they are the cause of the zombie apocalypse. If you don't believe me, look at the people riding on the bus in the mornings.

 

[Sojoez]

*Puts on Queen with Princes of the Universe*

BRING IT ON!!!

 

[joonsk]

measuring tape.

mayby I can stab the zombies with it. or pluck their eyes out. or strangle them. could be worse.

 

[Wardi Boi]

My keys...well maybe i could get one in the eye before my quick demise

 

[Breywood]

I have several things on my desk. A 16-oz plastic tumbler. Linesman pliers [http://channel-lock-pliers.blogspot.com/2010/02/review-of-channellock-369-9-12-inch.html], a nasty looking, albeit small nail puller [http://www.canadiantire.ca/AST/browse/6/Tools/HandTools/Bars/PRDOVR~0574161P/Estwing+ProClaw+Nail+Puller.jsp?locale=en] and a pencil.

 

[Soluncreed]

My socks..... Not a very good weapon, but it keeps my feet warm.