The Object to your left is now your weapon of choice in the upcoming weapon apocalypse, What is it?

[karcentric]

A screwdriver.

 

[Studsmack]

An Xbox 360 wireless controller with no battery pack. Hmm, I could have really used the added weight of two AA batteries...

 

[karcentric]

A bottle of pepsi.

 

[Roxas1359]

Little black kitten with sharp claws...
Attack kitty!

 

[badpun]

A disassembled pool cue? i could at least bludgeon people with it since it has a decent weight to it

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

A pile of unused envelopes.

Not a lot to say except if you come near me - I will be papercutting you.

 

[karcentric]

A pen... I guess I can stab with that.

 

[StormShaun]

Screen wipes!

I shall clean den zombie computers SO hard they will turn back to normal...

Yay~...

 

[bl4ckh4wk64]

AHA!

...A bag of sunflower seeds?

 

[karcentric]

Another pen, this one shaped like a zebra...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

My phone. I will be victorious forever!

 

[karcentric]

Red spray paint.

 

[MammothBlade]

A tin of coins. I guess they could serve as a good distraction... or even cause fatal impalement if dropped from a great height. SHADDAP WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE MYTH WAS BUSTED?

 

[C F]

My laptop. I'm actually facing to the right of my screen (towards the TV), and am turning to the left to type this.

I can always crank up the volume and rickroll people. Or dredge through the internet and find disturbing imagery to flash in your faces before bludgeoning you to death with it. I can think of something.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

A pair of Turtle Beach headphones

I guess they'll be good to block out the incessant zombie moaning

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

A flash drive.
The zombies will remember who I am, provided they somehow become tech savvy, or care at all.