The Object to your left is now your weapon of choice in the upcoming weapon apocalypse, What is it?

[PsychicTaco115]

A lamp

I guess when I'm being eaten, I'd want to see everything in good lighting

 

[karcentric]

A mountain of clothes. I'll hide in the clothes!

 

[MortifiedPenguin]

A cup of tea, I'll scald you all to death :3

 

[sagitel]

a dirty sock!

MWAHAHAHAHAHA! zombies wont last with that smell!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

A flashlight

I guess I could use it to boop one of them on the head while I'm being nommed on

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

An Ipod and some headphones.
It can take my mind off how horrible the apocalypse is.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A soft cloth that I got with my TV. Hah!

 

[Ice Car]

An electric fan...

I heard outlets are abundant in the Zombie Apocalypse...

 

[karcentric]

A coat hanger.

At least my shirt while be wrinkle free.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

My phone! That case of mine certainly is bulky enough...

 

[Sacman]

I have... a small knife!

my uncle gave it to me...<.<

 

[Dr.Susse]

Car keys.
If it's just the keys I'm buggered but if I get the car.......ZOMBIE ROAD TRIP!

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

A pen stylus...
I'm as good as dead.

 

[sextus the crazy]

A half-eaten bagel!

 

[Kae]

A calculator on a string, I guess I could swing it around but it's very light, probably would break, so I guess I'm toast.