The Object to your left is now your weapon of choice in the upcoming weapon apocalypse, What is it?

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Cain_Zeros

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Unstable Ark said:
An elderly,overweight cat who snuggles with everyone. I think I'll be okay.
You too? Hate to say it, but I think we're boned. Best case scenario our cats trip a few zombies by rubbing up against their legs while they try to get to us.
 

Ignuus66

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My collection of big rocks.
atleast if the apocalypse has some doomsday preachers I can stone them to death.
tbh this is slightly better then most of the "weapons" i've seen on this thread.
if those don't count I have my home-made iron light-saber toy next to it, it weighs about 3 kilos, so I might be able to use that as a weapon too.


To my right is an old sock that smells with holes in it. Don't ask me what it's doing there

I'm lucky the thread is about left not right.
 

Penitent

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A printer. Good thing I've been working on how to lift it. Though personally, I think I'd be better off using it as a barricade or something for zombies to trip on.
 

Zagzag

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The closest object to the left of me is this [http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=233038]

I guess I'm saved then!
 

Tesral

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A tube of toothpaste. Cleanliness and hygiene is the natural enemy of zombies, so I think my chances are pretty good.
 

Turiski

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Mine's a wooden slab that normally covers a stove. Not very aerodynamic, but all told, it could be a lot worse.
Unless they take a slightly less literal definition of left and I end up with an oven mitt. That would be bad.

(yes I use my laptop in the kitchen don't judge me)
 

Sephael

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Yerba Mate tea gourd... I guess I can stab the zombies in the eyes with the bombilla :D?