The Object to your left is now your weapon of choice in the upcoming weapon apocalypse, What is it?

[Ruedyn]

3 stacked cups. I don't think I can con the zombies so I'm pretty fucked.

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

A wall,
I'll just wait it out.

 

[Roxas1359]

My backpack...that's actually effective because those who know me in real life know how heavy it is.

 

[Zantos]

A stuffed pirate dog that my ex got me from alton towers. Well, fuck.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

My Hauppauge...

I guess I can beat the zombies with it!

 

[Zantos]

There is a banjo to my mostly left. Woody Harrelson demonstrated their usefulness in the zombie apocalypse.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

A hamburger...

I guess I could enjoy a last meal before I die

 

[kingofkumquats]

An empty bag that used to contain pretzels... Of course the the only thing less useful than the blanket

 

[Mel Theofficegamergirl]

A Gameworks Coffee mug. Yeah, I'll just stay here and OD on caffeine thank-you-very-much.

 

[Jarsh82]

Whisky in stemware
I could spill the whisky and stab them through the temple or I cold enjoy my last drink

 

[Ganath]

My copy of Ciaphas Cain, Hero of the Imperium. I suppose... I have a great source of wisdom to draw upon. And it's a big book. Getting bashed by it might hurt.

 

[tamago]

Hmm, to my immediate left? Well, I have a cat in heat, a dvd shelf, a pair of shoes, a PS3 controller, a spray bottle, a plastic wastebasket and a flyswatter. I'm pretty much fucked no matter what I choose. :/