The Object to your left is now your weapon of choice in the upcoming weapon apocalypse, What is it?

Rabbitboy · Nov 19, 2014

I guess I can use my ear buds to strangle people.

Headsprouter · Nov 23, 2014

A bottle! I can fill it with liquids and gravel! Then I can throw it at things!

Elfgore · Nov 24, 2014

My dualshock 4 controller aka, PS4 controller. Maybe I can use it to bludgeon something?

Headsprouter · Nov 24, 2014

A four-pronged poking weapon! Commonly known as a "fork"!

Barbas · Nov 24, 2014

Let them come. My fragmentation mug will sort 'em good!

Headsprouter · Nov 25, 2014

Oi'll belt ye!

RedDeadFred · Nov 25, 2014

It's..... a water bottle. I can bludgeon them and keep my thirst quenched.

Headsprouter · Nov 26, 2014

Aha! My control key with help me keep a firm grasp on the situation! Now if only I had other keys to combine it with...

FliedLiverAttack · Nov 26, 2014

I have my 2DS with Omega Ruby in it so I'll die entertained at least.

dalek sec · Nov 26, 2014

I have "Catechism of Hate"....another damn book.

Headsprouter · Nov 27, 2014

Lone plate. I should have let them build up, more ammo.

Elfgore · Dec 6, 2014

A bag of Dill Pickle chips... At least I can eat good food before I die.

Headsprouter · Dec 8, 2014

Scissors! I shall eat your severed fingers and laugh as you clutch your empty eye sockets!

Barbas · Dec 19, 2014

Christmas cake, eh? They shall rue today. I'm going to stick this so far down their throats that I can feel their stomachy bits!

Elfgore · Dec 19, 2014

My wallet... man I always get fucked in this game.

RedDeadFred · Dec 19, 2014

My winter jacket. At least I'll be warm when I die!

Barbas · Dec 27, 2014

I don't really think a club...biscuit is going to stop them.

Elfgore · Dec 31, 2014

A grocery bag filled with garbage... Maybe the smell might drive them away?

El Cazador · Dec 31, 2014

A sheet of paper. That would be interesting...

Drake the Dragonheart · Feb 2, 2016

a pencil. GREEEAAAT. well if i do it right might be good for at least one kill.