The Object to your left is now your weapon of choice in the upcoming weapon apocalypse, What is it?

[Barbas]

A plastic bag. If they're not into auto-erotic asphyxiation, they're going to have a very unhappy time.

 

[Barbas]

A beer bottle. HA! Come at me, fuckeroos!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I think I just took the cake for most screwed over by this game. a paper towel. not even a roll of paper towels. a single sheet.