The one question they always ask you that you hate

[ZeroAE]

Of what team are you? Or: What is your favorite team?
Cant people comprehend that I dont like football??!! Why my country is so close minded!?

 

[hurfdurp]

"Do you ever talk?"

I got that a lot in High School, from people I didn't even know. We haven't spoken because we've never met?

For the record no, no I don't.

 

[SilkySkyKitten]

Since I'm a guy with long hair, I often get asked: "Why do you have long hair?"
My answer: Because I can.

Unfortunately that answer doesn't always seem to satisfy the questioner, even though it is the truth.

 

[Blackmagic1515]

So why don't you dress more girly?

Seriously hate this question now. Yes I'm a girl. No I'm not a lesbian. I don't like dresses, skirts or make-up therefore I do not wear them. What's wrong with my jeans and t-shirt? Terribly sorry I'm a tomboy and don't fit into how your view of a girl should be. I dress like this because it's comfortable and I like it. Why else would I wear it?

Tell them your undercover as a Boy.

I should try that! Shame the boobs would give it away...

then your going to have to think of something witty to say. Their next question is either going to be something about your boobs or voice. It's going to be one of those two.

Ah drat, on the spot wit. This is where I fail miserably.

 

[0p3rati0n]

So why don't you dress more girly?

Seriously hate this question now. Yes I'm a girl. No I'm not a lesbian. I don't like dresses, skirts or make-up therefore I do not wear them. What's wrong with my jeans and t-shirt? Terribly sorry I'm a tomboy and don't fit into how your view of a girl should be. I dress like this because it's comfortable and I like it. Why else would I wear it?

Tell them your undercover as a Boy.

I should try that! Shame the boobs would give it away...

then your going to have to think of something witty to say. Their next question is either going to be something about your boobs or voice. It's going to be one of those two.

Ah drat, on the spot wit. This is where I fail miserably.

Just say "SHIT! my covers blown!" Then run away.

 

[Bootbunny]

<-- last name McCartney

"Are you related to Paul McCartney?"

HAHA YOUR SO FUNNY! HAVEN'T HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE!

 

[thegamermn]

"Do you play sports?" This is usually asked while i'm talking about videogames. People also seem to think that because of my large frame (I've been compared to a gorilla.) I am violent...this pisses me off to no end because, frankly, outside the virtual world I couldn't hurt a fly.

 

[Dr_Pie]

"Has the bus come yet?"

People ask me that when I'm still standing there waiting for the bus.

I don't like that.

The bus stop near me has 3 different buses stop at it. Each goes in a different direction after a few streets. It's a perfectly reasonable question under certain circumstances.

 

[spartanluffy]

Do You play basketball? (If you're tall)

 

[DemonicVixen]

So what is that one question that everytime you meet someone new etc they always have to ask you, that really annoys you?

For me it's "Do you manicure your nails?" - my nails are naturally bright white when they get longer and everyone always asks me this.

Also little less common is "did you straighten your hair?" - I always get asked this if I shower before going out since it makes my hair look different and I always frown on guys using straighteners to get "that look" they love so much

And imagine both of them being asked in judging tones

I get asked if my nails are manicured or false just because they're shiny, smooth and extremely long.
People ask if I straighten my hair, and disbelieve me when I tell them truthfully that NO! I do not. My hair is PERFECTLY straight, and NEVER in my life have I used straighteners. Even using curlers to style my for special occasions results in the curls coming out almost instantly because my hair refuses to curl unless its been plated.

 

[Cormac250]

"You're tall arn't you?"

I don't know!!! You tell me!!! Am I tall!!??


Annoys me so much. Why are they asking? Are they blind!?

 

[Blackmagic1515]

So why don't you dress more girly?

Seriously hate this question now. Yes I'm a girl. No I'm not a lesbian. I don't like dresses, skirts or make-up therefore I do not wear them. What's wrong with my jeans and t-shirt? Terribly sorry I'm a tomboy and don't fit into how your view of a girl should be. I dress like this because it's comfortable and I like it. Why else would I wear it?

Tell them your undercover as a Boy.

I should try that! Shame the boobs would give it away...

then your going to have to think of something witty to say. Their next question is either going to be something about your boobs or voice. It's going to be one of those two.

Ah drat, on the spot wit. This is where I fail miserably.

Just say "SHIT! my covers blown!" Then run away.

You Sir have made my day. I am now going to do that next time. Thank you.

 

[MikailCaboose]

People walking up and asking "Why do you want to learn Japanese?" while acting like I'm a god damned Japanophile. But then it's also people who I don't know at all, so fuck 'em I say.

That and on Touhou vids where someone asks "What anime is this?" I've answered that question, and seen it answered on practically EVERY TOUHOU VIDEO SOMEWHERE. It's. Getting. Old. FAST!
[sub]yup, tvtropes was right about that berserk button[/sub]

 

[Blue_vision]

When people learn I am a medical student they ask "Is medicine like Scrubs?" or "have you killed anyone yet?" or "Have you seen many penises lately?"

It's begun to irritate me now!

"Yes, yes, and oh yes!"

Mine is "Are you Argentinian." I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT! When I look at myself, I think "damnit, that's the most stereotypical looking British person I've ever seen!" But apparently I look like I'm from Argentina.

 

[0p3rati0n]

So why don't you dress more girly?

Seriously hate this question now. Yes I'm a girl. No I'm not a lesbian. I don't like dresses, skirts or make-up therefore I do not wear them. What's wrong with my jeans and t-shirt? Terribly sorry I'm a tomboy and don't fit into how your view of a girl should be. I dress like this because it's comfortable and I like it. Why else would I wear it?

Tell them your undercover as a Boy.

I should try that! Shame the boobs would give it away...

then your going to have to think of something witty to say. Their next question is either going to be something about your boobs or voice. It's going to be one of those two.

Ah drat, on the spot wit. This is where I fail miserably.

Just say "SHIT! my covers blown!" Then run away.

You Sir have made my day. I am now going to do that next time. Thank you.

I WIN!

 

[RanD00M]

I never really get asked anything. I don't get asked what I did today, I don't get asked what music I like, I don't get asked what my opinion the Chinese Government is.
I just don't get asked anything.

 

[Orthon]

It used to be "How tall are you, really?", nowadays it's "What are you going to do after you graduate from high school?"

I don't mind answering them, but it's rare that people ask me anything else, so I've grown tired of it.

When/if you get to college/university it'll be "So, what is your major?" It's a decent (if kind of bland) conversation starter.

I get a variation of that nowadays really, because my high school(the Swedish equivalent, internet-translators tells me I should call it "upper secondary school") is rather specialized into IT & Computer subjects. This means that people ask me what I get taught at school. Usually, it's kind of hard to explain.


So, logically, if I go to an university or a college, I should choose something that's not related to computers or IT. It'll be easier to explain

 

[Shroomhell]

"Why do you have a beard?"
or
"Why do you grow your hair so long?"

BECAUSE I FUCKING LIKE HOW MY HAIR AND BEARD LOOK OKAY!?!?

Agreed! I have long hair too. Though The question I hate more than that is "What classes are you taking" not stupid, but something I don't want to answer for every person I talk to at a party.
To the long hair questions though, I usually answer, "I don't feel like cutting it". I do also like my hair.

 

[Tharwen]

It's not a question, but:

"You've grown!"

Really?! Wow, that explains a lot!

That usually comes from people who haven't seen me since I was "this tall!".

 

[The Dr0w Ranger]

Ok, got a few.

1. I was homeschooled literally 11/12ths of my school career, and am in college, having tested in without a diploma, and into mid-advanced classes. But until College the question always came "So do you like, actually do work?"

"NO I fucking beat my meat all day, I just used the sheer power of my will to get into college"

2. I like metal, sometimes MetalCORE, including rough vocals "Do you like x(killswitch, slipknot or some obscure band)?"

"No, I dont like killswitch, slipknot is an affront to nature and I hate indy music"

3. I like instrumentals, Joe Satriani is one of my favorite artists, I used to try to share the wonder.

"So where are the words?"
"There are none"
"Oh, I don't care then" *removing headphones/walking away
Ignorant Peasants!

4.I am a gamer
"So do you like, DO anything?"
"No actually, I don't(honesty)"
"Ugh, thats pathetic, why dont you learn an instrument or a sport?"
"Because in the grand scheme not ONE of those matters one fucking dot more, aside from a few side benefits only reaped by the serious, I enjoy my hobby"

5.I can cook/bake
"are you gay?"
"NO! I just find having control of what goes into my body nice, aside from being able to manage my own, picky tastes"

6.I rigged a nice, high bass stereo in my car
"so do you play rap in here?"
"No, fucking homeboys and g's can keep that tuneless shit, I play mainly metal and techno/electonic"

7. Programming Major
"so you fix computers?"
"No, believe it or not, not every single computer specialist exists to service your home pc, I intend to work in a corporation i.e. google or yahoo or somesuch, working on code that would blow your neanderthal mind"

8. I am not a smiley kinda guy, I tend to have a straight face/scowl/smirk(derision) most of the time.
"why so sad?"
"life is pointless, why?"
"Really, thats sad"
" not really, gives me freedom to quit pretending it matters and enjoy myself"

9. "Why do you do/wear/listen to/enjoy/eat/abstain from that?"

"Because I like it, it pleases me, I despise normality and can fully handle your dislike, kiss my ass.
Furthermore, I can use words longer than 7 letters and I will anytime I see fit,
Tophats are lost classics of style,
Trenchcoats are Hero clothing,
Sword collecting doesnt make me violent, idiots like you do though....
Metal is expressive not just loud,
I can be a smart Christian and still believe,
I hate almost all tv most especially family guy and south park,
I love technology, hate nature,
I dont care much about death etc,
Bill Gates is a nerd too,
I don't have to accept anything you do or are,just allow you to be in peace with it.
And Finally, your opinion means NOTHING To me, literally nothing, I do things based on my own preference, so you can save your arrogant breath and spare me, I am well aware I defy norms and have no intent to change. "


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