The one question they always ask you that you hate

[Nazulu]

Always people every where say to me "Hi, how are you?", and when I give them an answer they never expect it. Seems to be a bad habit now.

Edit: Heh, I'm a second to slow.

 

[Romblen]

What college are planning on going to?

I'm a senior in high school, it's not a stupid question, I'm just tired of answering that same question over and over again.

 

[brunothepig]

"Why do you grow your hair so long?"
I get that way too often... Hmmm. Because I like having long hair. Duh.
One that's less common, but makes me incredibly angry, is.
"You know you're going to grow out of this Metalhead phase, don't you?"
No. No I won't. Shutup.

 

[martyrdrebel27]

"Can I touch it?" when i had a 15 inch mohawk.
"What do your knuckles say?" NIHILISM on the outside, AUTONOMY on the inside.
"Why are you staring at my breasts?" Well, they don't ask that, but they would if i didn't have my sunglasses on all the time, which leads to...
"Why don't you take your sunglasses off?" Because i'm staring at your breasts.

 

[bushwhacker2k]

"Why do you have a beard?"
or
"Why do you grow your hair so long?"

BECAUSE I FUCKING LIKE HOW MY HAIR AND BEARD LOOK OKAY!?!?

Seriously, I take pride in my luscious locks and impressive amount of chin hair, why do ya think?

 

[EOD Tech]

"Are you going to have to deploy to [Iraq or Afghanistan] any time soon?"

I always want to say "what do you mean HAVE to? I GET to!!" My family and most of my friends think it's such a huge deal going to war. They can't get that I love my job. Ugh.

 

[The Unworthy Gentleman]

"Why doesn't maths make any sense/why is maths so stupid/I can't understand maths"

Maths actually makes a lot of sense, if you understand it. And to understand it, you only need two things; a good teacher and to actually try and learn it. I am of the opinion that ANYONE can learn maths. Sure, not everyone thinks in the right way to be great at maths or to be a natural at it, but everyone can learn it to some degree.

Maths is the only thing in the world that makes any sense. You either have things down or you don't. If you don't have things down then all you need to do is sit down, have someone explain it to you, take a few notes and answer some questions; making sure to write down the formula and comment on what you're doing each time so that every process is engraved onto the inside of your eyelids and blinking becomes cheating. To put it short, I completely agree with you.

Probably, and this is a constant with people who have known me for years, 'is your name Sam or Samuel?' Legitimate question, but it doesn't mean it isn't annoying.

 

[SovietX]

"Why dont you go to partys?"

Well, Id rather not spend my night with a bunch of teenage douchebags thinking its cool to smoke weed and get shit faced. Id rather not kill all my precious braincells in a drunken haze while causing harm to myself and others. Id rather not have comprimising photos taken of me that people are going to share around afterwards. Idiots.

 

[Bernzz]

"Why do you have a beard?"
or
"Why do you grow your hair so long?"

BECAUSE I FUCKING LIKE HOW MY HAIR AND BEARD LOOK OKAY!?!?

Ahhh, yes. Mine exactly.

Or, "When are you going to shave?"

When I fucking feel like, okay?

 

[black-magic]

Me: "it's broken"
Them: "whats wrong with it"

If I knew what the hell was wrong with it, I would have fixed it!!!

 

[Miffmoff]

"What do you mean *repeats exactly what I just said*?"

 

[Sprntr_Zomby]

My left eyelid droops halfway down naturally, so it looks like it's closed often and everyone asks "Why I'm always winking?" or "Whats with your eye?"

I also get asked if I'm crazy a lot due to the information that I have mild Autism getting spead around my school and anyone I meet seems to have heard about it from someone. Yeah I'm pretty infamous around my school from when was younger beating someone with a baseball bat. (back when I was 8, its followed me around from elementary school).

 

[Kaboose the Moose]

When people learn I am a medical student they ask "Is medicine like Scrubs?" or "have you killed anyone yet?" or "Have you seen many penises lately?"

It's begun to irritate me now!

Is it like scrubs?

Is medicine like Scrubs?

Mostly no but among all the TV shows out there Scrubs does display the slightest amount of research done in portraying FHO/Intern life..without the Todd and Ted and dysfunctional hospital policies of course...

You know what's funny, my sister is a doctor and she always gets the "Is it like House?" or "Is it like Greys Anatomy?" questions. She laughs and tells them how inaccurate those shows are. However, she does say the closest thing to hospitals and her profession is Scrubs. Minus the abundance of humor. She's actually pretty shocked in how the realistic the show is.

Precisely! Albeit to be fair to Grey's Anatomy - that's a show akin to surgical interns and not for those practicing internal medicine (or at least I gathered by watching 3-4 random episodes)

House M.D on the other hand, well, the show makes no qualms about expressing that it's an exaggerated version of Sherlock Holmes, if Holmes was a doctor...

 

[iLikeHippos]

"How's it been at school"? from my parents.

GRUUUUAAAARGGHHH!!!! FUUUUUU---

 

[Aerodyamic]

"Do all roofers have criminal records?"

NO, YOU FUCKING HALFWITS; we're no worse than the contents of most boardrooms in corporate America!

The other ones that really bug me are is "Why don't you like Christmas?" or worse yet, "X-Mas", and the every popular "Why don't you have children?/Why haven't you considered marriage?" It's because I'm a better uncle than father, and because a ceremony doesn't mean that I love my girlfriend more than not having had the ceremony.

 

[MintyNinja]

Where's your accent from?

For the record when I drink, or when I'm nervous, I use a bad Irish accent. No idea where it's from, never even met an Irish person. Probably just too many movies.

 

[twaddle]

let see.
"Is that a black eye"
No! for the last time it's a birth mark!

Your not from around here are you?
I have a well developed american accent but sometimes the old brit in me comes out in my voice.

Are you really 22?You look at no older than 15-16.
(Sigh)I usually respond with "Black don't crack" or "i'm prepubescent"

 

[KishinZero]

For me its always "You got a girlfriend yet?"
"No."
"Why not?"
I swear i just want to punch them in the face! I'm in middle school. I don't want a girlfriend because i like having money and i would want real relationship to last, not get a relationship just to have one.
Its even worse when my friends ask me because then they think I'm gay.

Also "How are you so smart?"
"I like school."
"What! 0.0 You LIKE SCHOOL?!?!?!?"
"Yes, not because it will help get me into college or get a good job but just so i can get homework answer these questions! "

Another "How long did you study?"
"I never study."
"Then how do you get such high grades?"
"I acually pay attention."

These are the most annoying to me.

 

[Shroomhell]

When someone hears that I train in mixed martial arts:
"Do you have a black belt?" "Have you gotten into any fights?" "Can you break bricks with a karate chop?" It's not so much the questions themselves but the disappointed looks on their faces when I say "No." No, not everyone who trains in martial arts is some kind of invincible grandmaster champion who can knock out an army while wearing a blindfold.

When a group of people is having a conversation about a topic I know nothing about, or am not interested in:
"Why aren't you saying anything?" Hmm, I don't know. Maybe it's because I have nothing useful/interesting to add to the group's conversation about some party that I wasn't invited to, some movie I couldn't care less about, or something else that I know absolutely nothing about, and no one is making any attempt to include me in the conversation?

Or maybe it's because when I actually do have something to say, everyone just gives me a blank look or outright ignores me?

"You don't go out to clubs? So you just stay at home all the time?" Yes, of course, because there are no other hobbies that involve social interaction besides going to bars/clubs. Fuck, I hate the stereotypical college mentality that getting in some drunk chick's pants is the only thing worth living for.

I know exactly what you mean on every count. I practiced martial arts for a while too, and those questions were asked all too often. I had the same problems with conversations, but i figured out that it's just the social people who hate anything that disagrees with them or doesn't line up with their point of veiw perfectly that do that. they are usually popular in high school.