The one question they always ask you that you hate

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Zebag

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I go by my middle name and always have. Naturally when people find out they always ask, "So what's your REAL name?" Yeah, my middle name is my real name. I think you mean what's my FIRST name. So annoying.
 

Vykrel

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in school, i often have 1 or 2 classes per quarter in which i dont know anyone, so i dont talk to them. i just put my head down and wait for my classes that i have friends in.

i hate when people ask "Why are you so quiet?" and i hate the wording of "Why don't you talk?" even more.

its because i dont fucking know you people... now let me take my nap in peace
 

Naeo

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Uh..."are you from another country?" is the only one that has been asked of me more than two or three times. And by that I mean it's been asked four times.
 

Shade184

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"Why do you type like that?"

Cuz I dont lik tipin leik dis, k? im not 1 of teh ppl hoo tipe lyk dys.

I type to mimic how I talk, not "for the sake of good grammar", you idiot. I speak English, so I type English.
 

Klarinette

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Kaboose the Moose said:
When people learn I am a medical student they ask "Is medicine like Scrubs?" or "have you killed anyone yet?" or "Have you seen many penises lately?"

It's begun to irritate me now!
...you actually get asked those things? What the hell is wrong with people?

OT: "Is that your real hair?" or "Is your hair real?" YES, this is my REAL hair, all 39 inches of it. I have a deadly, metal windmill. Check it out!! *whips you in the face with it*
 

Ironman126

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Hmmm... My "favorites" are "You're good with technology, right?" and "Are you doing ok? You look really down."

I'm forced to respond: "Yes, i am, and i'll help you for free this once. After that, i'm charging Geek Squad rates. And if i have to take something apart, i'm charging double." or "Yes. I'm fine. Perhaps you'd prefer if i went around with this *does rape face* all the time. No? Then leave me be."
 

emeraldrafael

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Either when people look at me and ask if I'm Indian and not native American?
OR (when people find out I'm native American)
can you do a rain dance?

You'd be surprised how often that comes up. And each time it pisses me off even more.
 

Admiral Stukov

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"When are you going to do/get X?"
Examples of X include; Girlfriend, the dishes, a job, a drivers license etc...

Answer: Whenever I bloody get around to do it!
 

LadyRhian

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"Are you Open?" When they call the library and get in touch with a real person. It makes me want to say, "No, they make me stand here and answer the phone when we're closed for my health." *____*

Also, when people see me playing videogames or D&D, I sometimes get asked, "Aren't you a little old for those things?" No, I enjoy them. I may be 43, but my ideas of what is/are fun were set back when I was in high school. Deal with it.
 

Twilight_guy

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"why are you so tall?" or "you're tall" some other stupid comment about my height. Whenever someone puts it in the form of a question I always respond with "why are you so short?" or "I'm not tall, you're just short."
 

Zenn3k

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One question I get at work all the time:

"What normally causes Hard Drive failure?"

Geez! Nothing, its actually pretty normal for a hard drive to fail, its UNUSUAL if it lasts 5 years people, not that it fails in 1.

Back up your data, often.
 

Dr Snakeman

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ash-brewster said:
Why do you have a girls name?(Again I don't, Ashley is accepted for both genders)
Huh. Well... that's news to me. Never in my life have I heard of a dude named Ashley. And I've watched Joss Whedon shows, where everyone has a weird name, and several men have girl's names (see Angel's Lindsay and Firefly's Jayne).

Go figure.