The one question they always ask you that you hate

[KyoFox]

Ok so, I'm a guy and my hair is longer than average the questions I get are:

Is that your real hair?
Why is your hair long?
Are you a girl(seriously wtf?)
Do you even comb that hair?(more than you with your barely existent hair you lazy bastard)
Do you play guitar?(Because I have long hair...no)
Do you play piano(really common one for some reason, again no)

And more in a similar manner, I don't know why it's so surprising that a guy would have hair longer than a few fucking centimeters off their head.

I'm also quite tall and skinny so I get many that go something like:

Why are you so skinny?
Do you eat anything?
Your anorexic!(not a questions but...I'm not)

And then last but certainly not least, I listen to metal and sometimes I wear shirts with metal bands on them so I get tons of questions like:


Do you listen to death metal?(Thinking it's some sort of insult and usually asked when I'm wearing an Iron Maiden shirt)

Why do you like metal(it's not popular... what's the appeal in that?!)

Is Iron Maiden good?(...why do you even ask these things? Just fucking listen to them and see)

Are you a satanist? (incidentally yes but not the kind you're thinking of and not because I listen to metal)

People are annoying.

This, minus the middle part. I'm not skinny
Also the satanist. Haven't gotten that one yet. Probably because they don't know who Satan is. (lives in the "Justin Beaver" generation)

OT: "License and Registration?" -__-;

 

[PeePantz]

I am very tall.... People ALWAYS FUCKING ASK ME! "Why dont you play basketball"

Really? I am a lanky and awkward 6'5" white male who constantly talks of art and video games, DO YOU THINK I PLAY MOTHERFUCKING BASKETBALL! ugh

I hate that question

Hahahha, I knew a guy in college who was super tall. He was 6'10" and not the athletic type at all. He'd always wear a shirt that says:"I'm 6'10" and No, I don't play basketball."

I also hate when people that I haven't seen in a while will always say, "You look great, you lost a bunch of weight." Uhhhh, no I didn't. I've gained a good amount actually. I've always been fit as well. Why in the love of god do these picture me as a whale. It's really strange.

 

[skyfire_freckles]

My brother and I would occasionally hang out in the same room at school and have a conversation; we always got, "Oh, how long have you been dating?" from mutual acquaintances when we did this. If it was, "How long have you been together?" we had a good response; I'm a year younger, so I'd just reply with my age.

This is made even funnier when you realize that my brother and I look like twins. Seriously.

 

[Gizmo007666]

As with a few people above, I get the "How tall are you?" every now and again, which isn't too annoying in itself. What is annoying is when it is then followed by either "Nah, you're not that tall" or "You're taller than that", I'm sorry I must of shrunk / grown bigger since last time I measured my height and why did you bother asking my height if you were going to disagree with what I said!

 

[TenaciousTom]

'How long are you really!?'
Yeah, I'm 1,98m and that doesn't change every other week so you need not ask...

 

[spartan1077]

"How tall are you" I'm 5'1, 5'2, or 5'3 I don't actually know
"Why are you so short?" Why are you such a dumbass that you don't understand genetics(I actually tell people I had cancer in my knees and they hand to take out bones so now I'm shorter...)
"Why are you so smart" Are you f*cking serious? I'm smart because I'm not a dumbass like you!
"Are you gay?" Well since you hate gays, I'm saying no.
"What are you doing?" When they are standing right next to me. What does it look like I'm doing!
"What's the answer to [x]?" Seriously? I'm not f*cking giving my answers out...especially when it's an opinion question
"You have a cellphone?" I get this when people see me texting. No, I don't have a cellphone, this is my dog.
"Can I wear your glasses?" No you can't you ***** because our head widths differ and you'll break them like last time
"Are you Jewish?" No, I'm an atheist since I constantly point out loopholes in your beliefs. And because I have curly hair I'm a jew right?
"Do you play CoD, WoW, Halo, xbox, ps3, etc..." Why do you care? If I wanted to play with you, I'd approach you and your group of dumbasses
"You see the game?" First off, what game? I saw my video games yes. And secondly, I only like football and don't watch it religiously. I've told you this. Now F*ck off, I'm trying to do work.
"Do you think Megan Fox is hot?" No I don't think she's hot. I think she has a penis and walks around everywhere with her mouth out!
"Do you think I'm pretty?" Seriously? No. I think you're disgusting and that's why I'm talking to you!
"I'm fat, aren't I?" What do you want me to say? Yes you are and then get slapped? And then I say no and get slapped. Fu*king girls.

edit
"How long is your penis?"=asked by guys and girls. If they wanted to know, how about go on a few dates and have drunken shameful sex with me?
"Look at his hands, I bet his penis is small, is it?" Same as above...also, how does the size of my hands constitute that? Do these people just make shit up?
"Why are your feet so small?" Because I'm short. If I had size 13 feet like you, I'd be a duck.
"You're an Atheist? Why do you worship the Devil?" What kind of inbred morons do I talk to? MAybe grab a f*cking dictionary and look up the damn word you stupid monotheist.
"Why don't you believe in god?" Because find it hard to believe. But when I ask you why you believe in him, you answer that "We go to a Catholic school and because he created the world".

 

[deadguynotyetburied]

Mine comes from job interviews. Interviewers used to ask what I see myself doing in five years, as if I'm not worth hiring unless my secret ambition is to take over the company. Well, if that is my plan, I'm obviously not sharing it with the person who stands to be my boss so why don't I search for a nice safe answer instead... You know what I see myself doing in five years? Nothing. I'm not psychic. For all I know, in five years I'll be keeping a coffin company.

 

[CrustyOatmeal]

i get asked the milkman joke all the time because i dont look anything like my brother or my sister. the funny thing is i look amazingly like my dad while my brother and sister look nothing like our mom or dad

 

[Formica Archonis]

Either 'when are you two getting married' or, relatedly, 'why don't you want kids?'

Oh my god this one bugs me too. I've had relatives asking me when I'm going to have kids even though I'm single and not even seeing anyone seriously. Am I supposed to magic the kid up out of nowhere? And when they finally realize I'm single they just ask me when I'm going to meet a nice girl and settle down. Gee, let me know where the nice compatible girl store is and I'll go get one right now. (Sigh.) Have these people forgotten the duds they went out with before they got married?

 

[D Moness]

"Did you cut your hair?"
I don't know, is it shorter? Actually I didn't, I just made it retract into my head through sheer willpower.

I just tell people i suddenly woke up like that.

Mine comes from job interviews. Interviewers used to ask what I see myself doing in five years, as if I'm not worth hiring unless my secret ambition is to take over the company. Well, if that is my plan, I'm obviously not sharing it with the person who stands to be my boss so why don't I search for a nice safe answer instead... You know what I see myself doing in five years? Nothing. I'm not psychic. For all I know, in five years I'll be keeping a coffin company.

I hate that one as well. Hell if i know i live from day to day most(probably at home unemployed because you fired my ass(not the best remark)). My boss honestly told me i should think about it when i told him i do not plan 5 years ahead.

 

[DesiPrinceX09]

As a Muslim I get bombarded with loads of annoying and insulting questions:

"Are you Arabian?" No you idiots, I'm Indian/Pakistani, Muslim does not automatically being of Arab heritage!!!

"Are you from Arabia?" No, I am actually from Africa

"Do you hate America?" Not a huge fan of it because some of it's people and policies are completely stupid but that doesn't mean it's all bad, it's got plenty of good things

"Do you like to blow stuff up?" No, I don't like anything to do with explosives and firearms and I'm a complete pacifist

"Are you gonna drop out of school and become a terrorist?" I've got good grades and I plan on going to university and become a CPA so NO!!!

"Are you gonna blow up the school" No, because I'm not a murder or terrorist

"Are you related to Saddam Hussein?" Just because I have the same last name does not automatically mean I'm related! Plus He's Iraqi and I'm not! End of story!

"Did your dad blow up the WTC?" No, he's the manager of a Mercedes dealership and has a good life and is strongly against violence.

The list goes on.

 

[Numachuka]

When people learn I am a medical student they ask "Is medicine like Scrubs?" or "have you killed anyone yet?" or "Have you seen many penises lately?"

It's begun to irritate me now!

Is it like scrubs?

For me it's "Do you straighten your hair?" as I have naturally very straight hair >.>

 

[elbrandino]

"Is that REALLY your last name?" Usually followed by "Any relation to the company?" YES MY LAST NAME IS THE SAME AS THE WHISKEY COMPANY, NO THERE IS NO CONNECTION. I'M JUST IRISH.

 

[drbarno]

Do you have orange pubic hair?

I mean honestly you can only take that question in good humour a finite number of times, and I must say I've hit the limit.

Why do people always say that to red heads (gingers)?

The only people that have asked me that were always dicks, so I've learnt it as a way to tell if it's someone who is inherently unfunny and has to take a crack out of people for some laughs.

 

[FirmartheTrilby]

"Why do you buy games"

It's just so... dumb

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Q: Why do you dye your hair?
A: I do not. It is naturally black.

Q: Why not gel your hair?
A: My hair does not allow stylization.

Q: Why do you not believe in god?
A: Because I am too critical to suspend disbelief in such a grand fashion.

Q: Are you a Satanist?
A: You are not paying attention. I hold no beliefs.

Q: Why are you so smart?
A: Because I do not want to be a "dumb American" like you.

Q: Why do you read so much?
A: Because in reading I hold an advantage over those who do not.

From my mom since I was four years old:

Q: Are you homosexual? It is okay with me if you are.
A: No.

 

[Haydyn]

Not just one question, but it goes something like this:

Person: What's your name?
Me: I'm Haydyn
Person: Aiden?
Me: Haydyn
Person: Jayden?
Me: No, Haydyn.
Person: Caden?
Me: No, Haydyn. With an "H"
Person: Ah, Payton
Me: No, like Hay, as in hay is for horses, and dyn like dinner.
Person: Oh. *goes on to misspell it every time they ever write or type it*
Me: *hates parents*

 

[GrizzlerBorno]

I'm applying to colleges right now so i get asked "what major are you gonna study?" a lot. which is expected, but since i have NO clue, and hence no way to respond, i just mumble something about engineering in a semi-annoyed voice. I hate it.

 

[spartandude]

while i dont blurt out im bi i dont keep it a secret either, so when people learn they always ask me loads of questions about it