The one question they always ask you that you hate

[TitanAtlas]

"how big are you!?"

im a very tall person and that question is so fucking annoying..... YES I SAIED THE F WORD, DEAL WITH IT!!!

no seriously, it gets annoying to hear every single person asking that... and then say your taller.... NO, I HAVE THE SAME SIZE FOR THE PAST 5 YEARS!!!!!

then it leads to the corky jokes, that ive heard 10 million times!!!!

"oh you can touch the sky, Is it raining up there?, hows the view up there?, you can now help us catch the fruits from the top of the trees".......

ive heard... every single of these jokes.... more than i can handle.... leads me to the conclusion that half the people i know are so goddam retarded... not counting people i dont know, and that did these questions/ jokes...

 

[Grimlock Fett]

"What do you mean?"

"Exactly what I said. I'm not the fu*king dungeon master! I'm not talking in riddles!"

 

[Woodsey]

When people learn I am a medical student they ask "Is medicine like Scrubs?" or "have you killed anyone yet?" or "Have you seen many penises lately?"

It's begun to irritate me now!

Is medicine like Scrubs?

(I know the answers no, but I'd become a doctor and do all the disgusting stuff if it was xD).

 

[Grimlock Fett]

"Have you done your homework"

Have you?

 

[MrHero17]

"Wow you tall"

WTF am I supposed to say to that? Maybe it breaks the ice in a conversation but that's about it. Thankfully since I've pretty much stopped growing I don't hear it from relatives any more.

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

"Is it in yet" >_<

*Applauds*

For me, it's always "Why aren't you going to college?"
Of course they only repeat back that one part. I'm not going to college right after high school, because I'm not in a very good place in my life right now. And if I went right away, I'd most likely end up dropping out soon after due to emotional instability and not being able to cope. Of course I don't like explaining all that over and over again.

After that, it's always "Why are you so smart?"
Seriously, I have to put up with it at least once a year, and it bugs the hell out of me.

 

[Thundero13]

I'm gay and you couldn't imagine the crazy things people ask you when you tell them, some are innappropriate: So you like to takeit up the arse then?, So you'd give someone a blowjob if you went on a date with them? and some are just plain weird: So if you had sex with someone then would you be the man or the woman? but the worst of all is when they ask "How do you know you're gay if you've never been with a girl?" to which I just say "How do you know you're straight if you've never been with a guy?"

 

[OddOzZy666]

Mine is 'Where are the eggs?':

Now, this may seem very obscure for a question, but hear me out. I work in retail, so therefore I get asked a lot of questions as to where things are in the store, the most used being eggs. The problem is, when I'm asked where they are, we're normally right beside them, therefore defeating the purpose of needing to ask if the customer had a blind bit of obsevational skill!

Another annoyance, is same question, but when a regular customer comes in, surely by now they should know where the bloody eggs are!

 

[Verp]

I'm gay and you couldn't imagine the crazy things people ask you when you tell them, some are innappropriate: So you like to takeit up the arse then?, So you'd give someone a blowjob if you went on a date with them? and some are just plain weird: So if you had sex with someone then would you be the man or the woman? but the worst of all is when they ask "How do you know you're gay if you've never been with a girl?" to which I just say "How do you know you're straight if you've never been with a guy?"

"How can you know you're asexual if you haven't at least tried sex?"

... So how many times have you tried gay sex to determine whether you're gay or not, again? Or, if you're gay: are you sure? Are you really really sure? Shouldn't you try sex with the opposite sex a few times just to know for sure? What, you're not obligated to give it a try? Then why am I?

Of course, I usually can't be quite that snotty to people who ask that. But, sometimes I wish I could.

I'm guessing we both meet a lot of people who seem to think that we should "give a chance" to their sexual orientation while our orientations need no such thing...

 

[Kiba The Wolf]

Where are you from?

I have a speech impediment, and which apparently makes me sound like I am from another country
Which I am not. It is very annoying. I hate my stupid speech impediment

 

[icame]

Why do you play so many video games?
Why do you spend so much time in your room?
Why don't you like football/soccer/basketball?
Why do you play D&D with your friends?

Fuck. Off.

 

[Urialanis]

At the moment 'Why don't you have any Christmas stuff left?' Work in retail and after the 10th time I just respond with 'Its January.'

 

[Cyaneed]

"How old are you?"
Me telling them my age.
"Are you serious?"
Its eather that or them giggle.

 

[EeveeElectro]

Not so much now, but I used to always get, "What happened there?" when they notice my index finger.
I've lost time how many times I've said, "I was born like it."

And at work I have told the same person 3 times we don't sell cheese straws. I think she's winding me up.

 

[nuba km]

'so why to you act so strange?' I don't act I am strange, so what I enjoy myself.

 

[PurpleSkull]

"Do you listen to metal"?

Because I have rather long hair. I have it because me and my wife like it. Purely for esthetic reasons. But for some this means I must be either a Hippie or deeply into metal.