Okaaaaay this could take while;
-ANYTHING to do with the benefiting of religion, im a science man.
-Appeals to help the poor, albiet a bit cruel but nothing ruins your mood when watching this weeks new episode of (anything really) like 'every 4 seconds in (insert backwater African region (not to say all African regions are backwater but some of them are pretty horrible places to be) here) a child dies' followed by a heartfelt appeal for precious money to try and save them. Same goes for childcare and pet rescue charitys as they run on similar sob stories.
Pet rescure a glaring condemment from me because, in the UK where i live, most of them cant even take on the animals they try to save, and whoever makes thier adverts for UK TV apparently doesnt realise that dogs, cats, hamsters, snakes, birds, etc cannot talk AND they make out pet rescue centres to be happy places like something like a giant house adapted from a disused school or something while even the most thick-skulled no-brained crainially-deformed monkey that can only speak 3 words of the english language coherently at once knows theyre closer to prisons only on a smaller scale and theres no chance of rioting.
-The pornification of anything, while Rules 34, 35, 51 and 63 are absolute together its just one of my beserk buttons to hear about some porn of this that goes like that.
-Videos that try to enhance themselves with dialouge and sound effects from games, most irritably for me is when its done with Team Fortress 2 and the video is something completly different, example i can name without or at least before exploding is a video of a pelican eating (yep, swallowed whole) a pidgeon with the pidgeon being voiced by the scout and the pelican voiced by the heavy...
(5 Minuite intermission of cat stroking ensues)
-Anything from those single minded dumb*bleeps* from America who are trying to ruin a global market because a few thousand parents apparently think 17 (ESRB M Rating i belive. If im wrong just rewrite that in your heads) is less than 8.
-While on that last one, American stupidity, so many examples in so many different forms from:
(NOTE: all examples here are vauge recollections of news stories or Escapist forum posts)
-Frankly jaw dropping outcomes to relatively mudane situations. Example: Boy gets banned by Father from online shooting game X because hes apparently starting to become a bit of a dickhole to those around him and because he cannot keep a handle on his incoherent screaming when he dies from an idiots mistake, Boy eventually proceeds to steal Fathers handgun and shoot him with it.
-People who are zealous at Brute Force by Lawfirm, and successful. Example: Home Invader attempts to break into Person X's house by a balcony that surrounds a skylight, natrually doing it at night Home Invader tripped and fell over the railing surrounding the skylight and fell through it and setting off the house alarm and leading to him being arrested and escorted to hospital with a few broken bones. Normally the Invader would be charged for breaking the skylight and maybe do some time depending on the nature of his break in right?
Wrong. Invader, after obtaining bail, sues Person X for having (and im not kidding) a 'faulty skylight'. Dust settles with Person X having to pay damages to Home Invader and having to withdraw charges against Home Invader for the failed break in.
-People who are just too dumb to live. Example: Mother in the middle of a doting period being led about a games shop by Son who is about 10 years old and obviously more intelligent and evil than his looks would suggest. Son picks out a game that turns out to be GTA4 which was at the time still a self contained fusion reactor of contreversy for being outlandishly violent, being misleading to real life situations and indirectly promoting drugs and crime.
Person Y approaches Mother asking if she was sure that game was right for her Son citing the content of the game and its corresponding age limit, Mother replies (keep in mind this is GTA4) 'Oh, he only plays it for the driving'. Double facedesk repeated a dozen times for that one. People like Her are the reason why we are at risk of losing our precious violence.
-Did i mention anything to do with religion? oh i did.
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