Techniquelly I'm a scott, but I certainly don't feel like it. I'm about as english as they come.
The only scotsman/woman on The Escapist?
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Beautiful and unique but you also melt easily, get trodden on, and whenever you appear people say 'Yeeah but it won't stick'. Hm...that last bit of the joke might only apply to english people ><cas said:I'm the only me on the escapist. A beautiful and unique snowflake
They have more fu**************************************************** than they have the likes of you!TheTygerfire said:
Oh you are asking for it.Chris B Chikin said:Hate to tell yah, but the geographical and magnetic poles are actually one and the same. Geologists just pretended that magnetic north was over Canada out of pity and no-one's had the heart to tell the Canadians since.Fightgarr said:...and what did Canada do to deserve being made fun of? Also, we're not fake north pole, we are the fucking north pole.Chris B Chikin said:It's also fake France, fake America, and fake North Pole, if memory servesSimriel said:You are however, Canadian. Not Scottish. Canada is fake Scotland.cas said:I'm the only me on the escapist. A beautiful and unique snowflake
It's a great private joke among the rest of the world.
Off-ripping argentine as well ^^Chris B Chikin said:You forgot off-ripping!Clashero said:
I could have also mentioned polo-playing, Maradona-loving (although I hate him), football-adoring, alcohol-mixing, woman-objectifying, red light-passing, tradition-upholding, consumerist.
I love being an Argentine.
Watch the skies, my friend. We're sending our fleet of Sea King helicopters to your location right now. At least three will make it, then they will intentionally catastrophically fail and fall on your house, exploding in a ball of fire, snow, maple syrup, beer, and national pride.Chris B Chikin said:Probably, but I'm only mocking Canada so I don't actually need to be afraid of any retribution which does happen to come my way anyway.Lord_Panzer said:Oh you are asking for it.Chris B Chikin said:Hate to tell yah, but the geographical and magnetic poles are actually one and the same. Geologists just pretended that magnetic north was over Canada out of pity and no-one's had the heart to tell the Canadians since.Fightgarr said:...and what did Canada do to deserve being made fun of? Also, we're not fake north pole, we are the fucking north pole.Chris B Chikin said:It's also fake France, fake America, and fake North Pole, if memory servesSimriel said:You are however, Canadian. Not Scottish. Canada is fake Scotland.cas said:I'm the only me on the escapist. A beautiful and unique snowflake
It's a great private joke among the rest of the world.
*sigh* This is what I was afraid of. The Serious Sally's mingle with the jokers, and then the thread gets locked because of a friendly derailment gone bad.Fightgarr said:
War of 1812 (we torched your White House, remember?), the Boer War, Vimy Ridge, D-Day (we made the furthest penetrations of any sea-borne force), Korea, and many peace-keeping missions thereafter.sheic99 said:
Perhaps before you ridicule, you should do a little digging. Otherwise you just make yourself look like an ass.
Man if only these messages were voice messages... Scottish have really hot accents.. LOL, and the aussies too... but of course I am sure every American chick will say that... Sorry, just had to say it..
