Take a tranquiliser gun, ring the doorbell, assertively step forward and discreetly fire the sedative at them and enter the house (making sure of course that the coast is relatively clear), whereby you proceed to lay many layers of thick plastic cling flim or other substance to stop blood from touching any aspect of the house beneath the body. You lay the body on the film or other covering and either slice the neck or fire a silenced bullet into their forehead to kill them outright, making sure not to spill a single drop of blood anywhere. Afterwards, you remove a hacksaw and proceed to very delicately dismember the body by removing the limbs, still trying to contain the blood on the coverings and using copious amounts of rags to soak up the leakage. You then place the body parts in a black opaque bin-bag, along with the rags and cling film used to soak up all the blood. You then go upstairs to change (assuming the victim is either male or has a husband) into casual clothing to make it look like you are simply taking out the trash. You wrap the bin bag with body parts in several other bin bags to stop any drop of blood leaking out. If you have spilled any blood, you may need to set fire to the house to prevent forensics from discovering any evidence, which could be done fairly easily with a lighter and gas fluid, or even deoderant can aimed at the carpet. A more intelligent way to do this would be to pour fuel over the floor and leave the window open slightly, so at a later date you arrive and discreetly throw a match in the window on the fuel you poured on the floor recently, and do a runner as the fire begins to pick up. You then carry the bin bag of body parts outside in your changed clothes to make it look like you are a family member or friend simply taking out the trash and put it in the boot of your car. You then drive the car to either a cliff in which you drive it off and dive out, causing the car with the bodies to sink to the bottom of the ocean, or to a a junkyard, whereby you have the car crushed. The crushed car could either be left at the junkyard itself or taken to be disposed of some other way. One other solution would be to load the crushed car into a large lorry and have it placed on a cargo ship, whereby the cargo crate is sent overboard into the middle of the ocean halfway along its journey.
...What? Oh, we weren't being serious? Neither was i!
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