The person above me secretly wishes for....

[SckizoBoy]

For a full English breakfast this very instant...

 

[Fijiman]

Secretly wishes to be Snake's sidekick.

I do not wish to be Raiden, thank you very much

Secretly wishes that the sky were purple and the sea orange...

I meant Snake's newer and cooler sidekick.

OT: For a dinner fit for a king. Tomorrow.

 

[MammothBlade]

Secretly wishes to become a dentist.

 

[Fijiman]

Secretly wishes to become a dentist.

I don't think I take good enough care of my own teeth to be trusted with someone else's.

For more flames in the background.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Secretly wishes to brush someone's little sister's teeth in a very suggestive manner.

 

[Dr.Susse]

For a real unicorn to hunt.

 

[Fijiman]

To have the power to fly a truck.

 

[Dr.Susse]

For the hypnotic power of the evil eye.

 

[M0rp43vs]

For a chest full of hair made of pure gold

 

[MammothBlade]

Secretly wishes for a manly man

 

[ZehMadScientist]

To be able to perfectly reenact the CSI scream.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

To fly using their ears.

 

[Sacman]

To grow a bitchen beard...<.<

 

[Fijiman]

To grow helicopter hair. OR a box of infinite doughnuts that can produce any type of doughnut with any type of filling/topping at any time.

 

[Dr.Susse]

For a small island nation he can destroy.

 

[The Night Angel]

For hundreds of brightly coloured, mismatching gloves....

 

[Dr.Susse]

To quest for the worlds missing socks.

 

[The Night Angel]

To own the Eiffel tower, and have a big party there, and not invite me.....

 

[MammothBlade]

To be invited to pinkie pie's imaginary friend party

 

[The Night Angel]

To be known henceforth as Madame LeFlour...