The person above me secretly wishes for....

[MammothBlade]

To become a maid

 

[The Night Angel]

To get a smaller blade....

 

[MammothBlade]

(never!)

To learn CQC

 

[The Night Angel]

(never!)

To learn CQC

And to do that weird crawl where he looks like he's trying to have sex with the floor, would love that too

To learn how to speak Portuguese from a talking tree

 

[Dango]

To be said tree.

 

[MammothBlade]

To hump said tree

 

[ZehMadScientist]

To hump a Portuguese.

 

[M0rp43vs]

A banana yellow thong that DOESN'T chafe

 

[Dr.Susse]

To be able to pull off a slow-mo walk.

 

[Fijiman]

To control time with your new magic hamburger.

 

[MammothBlade]

To possess a rabid llama.

 

[The Night Angel]

To own the cow that jumped over the moon...

 

[M0rp43vs]

To run away with the silver spoon

 

[The Night Angel]

To forget old, crappy nursery rhymes...

 

[Fijiman]

To invent new crappy nursery rhymes that make no sense whatsoever.

 

[The Night Angel]

I would like that, want to help??

To boldly go where other men have already gone and made safe...boldly

 

[Dr.Susse]

To strut down the catwalk.

 

[MammothBlade]

Secretly wishes to run naked through the houses of parliament.

 

[AnimatedAmbiguity]

Secretly wishes for Nicolas Cage to be drenched from head to toe in cod liver oil.