The person above me secretly wishes for....

[Urgh76]

Wishes he hadn't clicked that spinning button in the past.

 

[Fijiman]

Secretly wishes to hold a Michael Jackson themed dance competition on Mars.

 

[Verzin]

Secretly wishes to watch a cute pony dress up like Michael Jackson.

 

[The Night Angel]

Secretly wishes to be a cute pony, but hates dancing

 

[MammothBlade]

Secretly wishes for maggot cheese.

 

[Dango]

Secretly wishes for a bread sandwich.

 

[Yureina]

Secretly wishes for a turkey sandwich.

 

[Dango]

Secretly wishes for a funky fresh boombox-sunglasses combo.

 

[The Night Angel]

Secretly wishes he could form a one man band and tour the countryside bringing joy and happiness to small rural villages

 

[Dango]

Secretly wishes to hug the Statue of Liberty.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

Secretly wishes they could sweep the hair out of their eye so they don't have to blink so often. c:

 

[MammothBlade]

Secretly wishes for graphite armour.

 

[Fijiman]

Secretly wishes to know what the person three posts under me is doing three hours after they post.

 

[The Night Angel]

Secretly wishes to stalk the person two posts under me

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Secretly wishes to stalk himself!

 

[MammothBlade]

Secretly wishes to be stalked by none other than Pinkie Pie Party.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Is jelly about that.

 

[MammothBlade]

Is jelly that I'm a jellyfish.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Doesn't know just how jelly I am...

 

[Fijiman]

The person above me secretly wishes to yell random quotes at random times from their favorite shows.