The person above me secretly wishes for....

[The Night Angel]

That's no secret

Wishes for a lucky coin to carry around in his right shoe

 

[Dr.Susse]

More pop culture references in his Captcha.

 

[Suicidejim]

The ghost of a dead cat to haunt his neighbour.

 

[Kuroneko97]

To live in a world in which events reminiscent of an ecchi work constantly happen to him.

( . Y . )

 

[Fijiman]

Secretly wishes to wake up with a new tattoo every morning that would show up in a random place, but there would only be one tattoo on their body at any one time.(not including tattoos that they got beforehand)

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

The ability to put out all the fires on earth, literal and metaphorical

Metaphorical? What?
OT: Wishes to be 2d.

 

[wintercoat]

Minions. Lots and lots of minions. The fiercely loyal, but fiercely stupid kind.

 

[Gigaguy64]

To watch the world burn.

 

[StormShaun]

an ice cube.

 

[Dr.Susse]

To dance the dance of the devil's spoke.

 

[The Night Angel]

To host Sunday tea parties with octogenarians

 

[Fijiman]

For the ultimate book of stories.

 

[Dango]

For Operation Blackout to have actually happened.

 

[The Night Angel]

To black out and wake up in Tamriel

 

[Dr.Susse]

For a portal gun that sends the blue portal to a random location.

 

[Dalek Caan]

For the blue portal to land in the Playboy Mansion.

 

[The Night Angel]

For a grand piano in his bedroom, so he can express all his innermost thought and feelings in a private place

 

[Fijiman]

For a room full of various instruments to play at any given time.