The person above me secretly wishes for....

[Dr.Susse]

For a cleaner to get rid of all the butter and syrup on his car.

 

[Fijiman]

That I actually had a car to have butter and syrup to hail on.

 

[The Night Angel]

That the words mercurial and plethora were less awesome

 

[Silverslith]

That there were more opportunities to use the words mercurial and plethora.

 

[The Night Angel]

That there were a myriad of uses for the words plethora (haha, skill fully avoids use of the word plethora )

 

[Roxas1359]

To destroy Metal Gears once and for all.

 

[Fijiman]

To replace metal gears with plastic ones.

 

[GmonXyZ]

To join the Illuminati.

 

[Roxas1359]

To have the ability to turn in homework whenever they want.

 

[The Night Angel]

To never hear the word 'deadline' again

 

[Dr.Susse]

For less idiots in the world.

But twice as many drunk people.

 

[Roxas1359]

To never be able to get drunk again.
Screw you liver! XD

 

[The Night Angel]

To shorten his last post to 'drink like an Irishman' (Ironic, as I'm Irish and don't drink much, nor can I hold my drink that well)

 

[Roxas1359]

Secretly wishes to be an Irish stereotype.
[sub]Irish on my dad's side. Guys in the family get angry when drunk.[/sub]

 

[Dr.Susse]

That the world was just Ireland.

 

[Roxas1359]

Wishes to sail the world in his house boat.

 

[Dr.Susse]

For an owl with a runcible spoon

 

[Fijiman]

Secretly wishes to know what he did next week.

 

[Roxas1359]

Secretly has slaves cleaning his house.

 

[scorptatious]

That he would rule over all the citizens of the moon.