The person above me secretly wishes for....

[The Night Angel]

Secretly wishes that flicking mucus at people were socially acceptable

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Secretly wishes for a week at the spa.

 

[The Night Angel]

Secretly wishes for a rocket that stops at satellites instead of going directly to planets

 

[Fijiman]

Secretly wishes to go with AwesomeExpress in order to hack into a satellite and get some free TV.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Pink flower print panties.

 

[Fijiman]

For a neon leopard print tuxedo and top hat.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

To wear garish makeup.

 

[StormShaun]

To have powers of awesomeness!

 

[The Night Angel]

To have a retractable beard

 

[ZehMadScientist]

To be amino dexterous.

 

[Dalek Caan]

To have smexy times with Garrus.

 

[The Night Angel]

That his skull had skin on it

 

[Kuroneko97]

To fire a rocket into his mortal enemy's anus.

 

[Fijiman]

Secretly wishes that a rare bird hadn't just decided to make a nest in her hair.

 

[ThunderCavalier]

secretly wishes to be King Midas.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

The ability to set everything on fire.

 

[The Night Angel]

The ability to put out all the fires on earth, literal and metaphorical

 

[Dango]

For jello <.<