The person above me secretly wishes for....

[idodo35]

Wishes to let videos do his talking for him.

indeed
OT wishes to be the owner of a fried gun shop

 

[Fijiman]

To fire flaming pants at people who say indeed a lot.

 

[him over there]

For a really cool hat.

 

[mParadox]

For more powerful headphones.

 

[Fijiman]

For a less powerful right shoe.

 

[mParadox]

For a more powerful Disco ball. o-o

 

[staika]

For more powerful dance moves

 

[Dr.Susse]

For a less scary method of travel.

 

[mParadox]

For a more bombastic method of transport.

 

[The Night Angel]

For a more subtle method of transport.

 

[The Night Angel]

For a more subtle method of transport.

 

[The Night Angel]

For a way to stop echoing other people's minds. He has a hard enough time with his own mind

 

[Dr.Susse]

For a week of tuesdays.

 

[mParadox]

For a week of Fridays.

 

[BOOM headshot65]

For a week of sundays

 

[The Night Angel]

For a week of weekends

 

[Fijiman]

For a week of peanut butter.

 

[The Night Angel]

For peanut butter to be normal butter

 

[Nickthequick]

Wishes to skip through a field filled with ducks.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

To be reborn as a giant, cute, and immortal duck.