The person above me secretly wishes for....

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

To be a duck hunter.

 

[mParadox]

To be a hunter duck.

Quack quack ************. *boom*

 

[Sacman]

Secretly wishes to seduce everyone on teh intrenets...<.<

 

[mParadox]

Wishes to be my wing man and secretly score. <.<

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Wishes to understand the nature of his suaveness.

 

[Fijiman]

Secretly wishes to understand the nature of humans and fish.

 

[mParadox]

Wishes to understand the relationship of confusion with my head regarding the avatar. >.>

 

[TheDoctor455]

Wishes I would post here more often.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Wishes I would resume the fake feud we had ongoing in the basement thread.

 

[TheDoctor455]

No thanks. That got boring after a while.

And... on topic...
wishes pokemon were real so he could start his kind of bear-baiting competition.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Wishes to get a picture of me clubbing a seal.

 

[The Night Angel]

Wishes that bouncers would allow seals into clubs

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Wishes for more puns.

 

[The Night Angel]

Wishes I had more puns, but more than anything, wishes that I were given new situations to make puns out of

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Secretly wishes for more deep fried products.

 

[mParadox]

Will open a restaurant for food.

>.>

 

[TheDoctor455]

Secretly wishes he worked for Umbrella.

 

[mParadox]

Doesn't realize that Umbrella offers excellent stock options. >.>

 

[TheDoctor455]

He secretly wishes to get the topics he derails back on topic.

 

[mParadox]

Secretly wishes to start a hat arms race.