The person above me secretly wishes for....

[Fijiman]

Screw your underwear, I have a freaking country now.

OT: Wishes for a giant mech suit made of toothpicks and rubber bands.

 

[Dango]

Wishes to look fly.

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes that they could listen to music any where and when they wanted without the need of a computer or other music playing device.

 

[mParadox]

Would like to invent such a gadget and sell it to Goodwill.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Would like to sharpen his wits with an education whetstone.

 

[mParadox]

Will provide that whetstone for a price. A very extravagant price.

 

[Yureina]

Secretly wishes to swim in a pool full of monies.

 

[mParadox]

Has created a hybrid breed of ponies and mares which are monies. o.o

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes to stay here and not get banned for a month... again.

 

[Dr.Susse]

For a can of Anti-ban.

 

[Nickthequick]

Wishes to be king of the banana people.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

To be the lord of shadows.

 

[mParadox]

To be the lord of everything deep thinking.

 

[Fijiman]

To be lord of the floating head people.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

More bacon strips.

 

[steeple]

for gay bacon strips

 

[mParadox]

For more bacon strips cooked by gay peoples and served by the Emperors of Old.

 

[Fijiman]

More bacon strips.

Damn strait.

For muffins.

 

[mParadox]

For bat flavoured muffins to be stuffed in pizzas of newts.

 

[Fijiman]

For the most awesome Nerf gun ever.