The person above me secretly wishes for....

[mParadox]

Doesn't realize that I'm okay with it and I'd very much like a plushy of that. :O

 

[The Night Angel]

Secretly has a strange attachment to all things lamp-like....

 

[Fijiman]

Secretly wishes that he didn't envy that.

Captcha: lunch Tuesday? ... Is the internet trying to ask me out on a date?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Secretly wishes to date the internet.
capcha: horse's mouth

 

[Nickthequick]

Secretly wishes for a tanooki suit.

 

[Evil Smurf]

that is no secret.

Wishes for Snooki to hit on him

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes for a monkey butler and an ape chef.

 

[mParadox]

Wishes to hit Snooki.

 

[mParadox]

Wishes to steal Snooki and murder her for mercy.

 

[Dango]

Secretly wishes to stop sounding like a crazy person...

 

[mParadox]

Doesn't realize that it's antithetical to my wishes. <.<

 

[Nickthequick]

Wishes for a mountain of snickerdoodles.

 

[mParadox]

Wants to celebrate Christmas with nuns.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Wishes to kidnap someone so they'll get Stockholm syndrome and love them for ever.

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes for more paper.

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes to be friends with the entire population of five galaxies.

 

[mParadox]

Wishes to be the friend who avenges a pets death with more pets.

And deaths.