Fijiman I am THE PANTS! Legacy Dec 1, 2011 16,509 0 1 Apr 22, 2013 #8,724 To know every joke ever made. Even the inside jokes.
kailus13 Soon Mar 3, 2013 4,568 0 0 Apr 23, 2013 #8,725 To not have to listen to his co-workers jokes.
Fijiman I am THE PANTS! Legacy Dec 1, 2011 16,509 0 1 Apr 23, 2013 #8,726 Me to have a job so that that might actually be true.
Dr.Susse Lv.1 NPC Apr 17, 2009 16,498 2 43 Apr 23, 2013 #8,727 For a job cleaning the streets of this cursed city......but not as a garbage collector.
Troublesome Lagomorph The Deadliest Bunny May 26, 2009 27,258 0 0 Apr 23, 2013 #8,728 To be... the steamroller!
Dr.Susse Lv.1 NPC Apr 17, 2009 16,498 2 43 Apr 23, 2013 #8,730 To be the the the Dapper Rapper. The King the pin of the intangible manageable rope a dope.
Fijiman I am THE PANTS! Legacy Dec 1, 2011 16,509 0 1 Apr 23, 2013 #8,734 Already do. OT: Steel toes.
Fijiman I am THE PANTS! Legacy Dec 1, 2011 16,509 0 1 Apr 23, 2013 #8,736 A personal army of creepers.
MetaKnight670 New member Apr 3, 2011 534 0 0 Apr 23, 2013 #8,737 To be able to wear his top hat and monocle on a daily basis.
Redlin5_v1legacy Better Red than Dead Aug 5, 2009 48,836 0 0 Apr 23, 2013 #8,739 To play video games better.
Fijiman I am THE PANTS! Legacy Dec 1, 2011 16,509 0 1 Apr 23, 2013 #8,740 To never have to deal with assholes while playing online games.