The person above me secretly wishes for....

[kailus13]

A secret identity.

 

[Neuromancer]

The ability to create copies of himself.

 

[kailus13]

The ability to create copies of other people.

 

[MetaKnight670]

To be able to just run the photocopier all day for a job.

 

[Fijiman]

To ride his bike with no handlebars.

 

[Dead Seerius]

To be a famous rapper.

 

[MetaKnight670]

To be said rapper's manager and therefore make more money than them in the first place.

 

[Nouw]

To not be a crab rapper.

 

[kailus13]

To be an underwater sensation!

 

[Fijiman]

To run around in public screaming "WHEEEEEE!" without looking weird.

 

[kailus13]

To join me running around in public screaming "WHEEEEEE!"

 

[MetaKnight670]

For everyone to join in on the "WHEEEEEE!"

 

[kailus13]

To stop people running around shouting "WHEEEEEE!"

Killjoy.

 

[Dr.Susse]

For people to all have a power. What is that power you ask? I don't know man.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

To have a bigger avatar.

 

[staika]

To have a smaller avatar

 

[Fijiman]

To have a less amusing avatar, but only slightly so.

 

[staika]

A new helmet

 

[Fijiman]

To never have to worry about anything ever again.