The person above me secretly wishes for....

[Teoes]

To speak Klingon.

 

[kailus13]

To be a Klingon.

 

[Nouw]

To die a Klingon.

 

[Fijiman]

To have a small personal army made up of various aliens known for kicking ass.

 

[kailus13]

To have a small personal harem made up of various aliens known for kissing ass.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

To own a multi-million pound harem.

 

[Roxas1359]

To be in a harem. XD

 

[thesilentman]

To have a harem. :-D

 

[kailus13]

To rent a harem.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

To rent a real life pony.

 

[Fijiman]

To assassinate someone with a feather.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

To be the king of science.

 

[Nouw]

To understand how magnets work.

 

[Fijiman]

some fancy beer.

 

[Yureina]

Secretly wishes to watch people get drunk.

 

[staika]

secretly wishes to get drunk

 

[kailus13]

For a twentyseven year old girl, or twenty seven year old girls.

 

[Teoes]

For a twelve year-old girl riding a donkey.

 

[Fijiman]

For a donkey so that he has an excuse to say "kiss my ass."

 

[kailus13]

For everyone to be sideways.