The person above me secretly wishes for....

[staika]

A fish to break

 

[Fijiman]

More silly ways to die.
[sub]If you ever want to discuss adding more silly, inane deaths just message me in group chat.[/sub]

 

[Dr.Susse]

For over one thousand ways to die.

 

[staika]

For the ability to kill sheep

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For the ability to be a sheep.

 

[staika]

For the ability to herd sheep

 

[kailus13]

For the ability to herd cats.

 

[staika]

For the ability to herd flying cats

 

[Fijiman]

To make body builders look bad.

 

[kailus13]

To make an ice sculpture of a hippo ballerina.

 

[Fijiman]

To find out that he's an android.

 

[Nouw]

To be the city's number one android killer.

For lolisuka to be his best friend.

Damn right I do. Lucky this isn't the ruin a wish thread >.>.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Secretly wishes to be the dead guy in the beginning of the movie.
[sup]I'd prefer Shinobu or Tsukihi from the -monogatari series.

 

[Nouw]

To be the guy who makes the heroic sacrifice at the end of the movie.
[sub]I don't want to be the Comedian D:
Never heard of them, but from a quick google search they look pleasant enough. Surely they can't be as bad as lolisuka .[/sub]

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For me to edit that botched code...
[sup]Also gotta add Sengoku to that list. Same series. She's so sweet.[/sup]

 

[staika]

To leave the botched code as is because fuck other people's opinions

 

[Nouw]

To fix that botched code because really, they find it annoying.

 

[staika]

to make a code that will slap the user in the face when they spell something wrong.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

To never hit two keys at the same time ever.