The person above me secretly wishes for....

[staika]

To hit every key on the keyboard at once to see what would happen

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

To try that with their face.

 

[Teoes]

To trick someone into actually trying that.

 

[Nouw]

To trick everyone in the world and get away with it.

 

[kailus13]

To trick themselves.

 

[Teoes]

To convince the world he doesn't actually exist.

 

[kailus13]

To convert the world to Tingle-ism. Kooloo Limpah!

 

[Fijiman]

To be Iron Man.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

To be Alf.

 

[staika]

to be an elf

 

[kailus13]

To run a team of elves.

 

[staika]

To be run over by elves

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

To marry an elven hermaphrodite.

 

[staika]

To create an elven hermaphrodite

 

[Fijiman]

To have just a few more caps.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

To bust a cap in his neighbor's dogs.

 

[staika]

[sub]I'm pretty sure that they want to bust a cap in my dogs XD[/sub]

To throw a brick at their neighbor's house

 

[Nouw]

To shit bricks at their neighbours house's general direction.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

To urinate upon their porch.

 

[Nouw]

To be the one that knocks.