The person above me secretly wishes for....

[kailus13]

Someone else's face.

 

[Teoes]

My face.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

To star in a training montage.

 

[Fijiman]

To party with the energy of 1000 parties.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

To act as the DJ in a neverending party.

 

[kailus13]

To dance forever.

 

[Zantos]

To be able to hold that perfect level of drunkenness for the whole party.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

To never experience a hangover again.

 

[Teoes]

The entire works of Cher.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

More camera angles.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Very low angle shots.

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

To hold Gladiator Chimp tournaments.

 

[kailus13]

To participate in Gladiator Chimp tournaments.

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

To commentate on Gladiator Chimp tournaments.

 

[kailus13]

To rig the final fight of the Gladiator Chimp tournament.

 

[staika]

To bet all of your money on the boy with the slingshot

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

To uncover the malicious scheme that'll win me all the bananas of the Gladiator Chimp tournament.

 

[staika]

Actually wishes that the prize would be oranges instead of bananas

 

[Dalek Caan]

to have 91 ways to die.

 

[Teoes]

An even creepier avatar.